Will Miller
Will Miller
Will Milleris an American rower. He is a five time US National Team Member and competed in the Men's eight event at the 2012 Summer Olympics placing 4th. He grew up in Duxbury, MA and received his undergraduate degree from Northeastern University in Boston, MA. He currently resides in San Francisco, CA. His father, Bill Miller, was also a US Olympic rower...
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I'm like Bush, I see the world more like checkers than chess.
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Nowadays, with history not being taught anymore in American public schools, self-esteem is taking its place.
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Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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And quit bringing up our forefathers and saying they were civil libertarians. Our founding fathers would have never tolerated any of this crap. For God's sake, they were blowing peoples' heads off because they put a tax on their breakfast beverage. And it wasn't even coffee.
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Other than the bombs they strap to their chests, Ive got no idea what makes the Palestinians tick.
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Homosexuals are entering the mainstream, because they're becoming as boring and as tedious as any other splinter group.
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And by the way, my belief is that if men were the ones getting pregnant, abortions would be easier to get than food poisoning in Moscow.
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The radical right is so homophobic that they're blaming global warming on the AIDS quilt.
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It's wrong to discriminate based on skin color when there are so many other reasons not to like someone.
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Born again?! No, I'm not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time.
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It takes zero politically correct people to screw in a lightbulb because they are perpetually in the dark.
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I used to be sceptic, but not anymore, because now I am positive that I'm getting screwed.
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We've got Nancy Pelosi. She never shuts up. It's just occasionally we have to hood her like a falcon so we can get some sleep.
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A third myth is that men think that women like guys who are dangerous. As a result, guys will often smoke cigarettes, drink too much, and ride a motorcycle without a helmet. The reality? Women don't like guys who are dangerous. Women want us to think that because women are trying to kill us.