Will Miller
Will Miller
Will Milleris an American rower. He is a five time US National Team Member and competed in the Men's eight event at the 2012 Summer Olympics placing 4th. He grew up in Duxbury, MA and received his undergraduate degree from Northeastern University in Boston, MA. He currently resides in San Francisco, CA. His father, Bill Miller, was also a US Olympic rower...
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I rant, therefore I am
funny running humor
A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.
nice house littles
I have a nice house. And when somebody says it's a palace, I always feel like we're digging a little or something.
inspirational funny travel
My fear of flying starts as soon as I buckle myself in and then the guy up front mumbles a few unintelligible words then before I know it I'm thrust into the back of my seat by acceleration that seems way too fast and the rest of the trip is an endless nightmare of turbulence, of near misses. And then the cabbie drops me off at the airport.
years environmental horizon
There's no more delicious irony on the face of the Earth than environmental protesters being led away in plastic handcuffs that have a biodegradability horizon line of, like, 40,000 years.
weekend views links
In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update would like to remind you: when you link up to another computer, you're linking up to every computer that that computer has ever linked up to.
funny letting-go humor
Now, I don't want to get off on a rant here, but guilt is simply God's way of letting you know that you're having too good a time.
hair cost balloons
Why is electricity so expensive these days? Why does it cost so much for something I can make with a balloon and my hair?
children party parent
Any time your parent says they party with you, that is its own form of child abuse.
comedian credibility
I don't have credibility, I'm a comedian.
thinking abortion pounds
Jerry Falwell says that abortion and homosexuality are sins. Oh yeah? Well, so is gluttony, Jerry. So maybe you should think about dropping 50 pounds.
reading wind tunnels
The current tax code is harder to understand than Bob Dylan reading Finnegans Wake in a wind tunnel.
xenophobia tolerance benefits
Xenophobia doesn't benefit anybody unless you're playing high-stakes Scrabble.
nice chains food-chain
It's nice to be included in the broadcast food chain.