Will Morgan
Will Morgan
Will Morganis a Minnesota politician and former member of the Minnesota House of Representatives. A member of the Minnesota Democratic–Farmer–Labor Party, he represented District 56B, which includes portions of Dakota County in the southern Twin Cities metropolitan area. He is a physics teacher at Burnsville High School in Burnsville...
night saturday materials
The things I did on Saturday Night Live are going to stay as Saturday Night Live. You've never seen Eddie Murphy do a Gumby movie. There's a lot more new material inside of me.
mother brother father
My sense of humor was a tool for me getting past my mother and father separating, my older brother having cerebral palsy, and the bullies in the schoolyard. I had to make them laugh to keep them off my ass. I brought that to my professional career.
couple war sharks
I give [Barack Obama] a 10 [on a scale of 1 to 10] because he's not God, and he inherited a couple of wars, and a financial mess.I want to see him curse somebody out on TV. You can't finesse a bull. He's gotta throw down. He's in the shark tank.
live-life granted
I live life and I don't take it for granted.
stars grandchildren long
I just want to have a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, so that when I'm long gone my great-great-grandchildren can walk up to it and say, "That's my ancestor." That will be my legacy.
love-is people comedy
I love being around people who love to do what I love to do, which is comedy.
men ice people
I love Ice Cube and Charlie Day. They're brilliant men, great actors and very funny people.
fun world able
Stand-up and comedy is the place where we are supposed to be able to make fun of all of the world's ills.
lines
I'm not really much into politics, because it's rarely discussed in my line of work.
girl laughter laughing
I never wanted the ha-ha-ha laughter [at my shows]. I always aimed for the gut. I always aimed for the pretty girls in the front row, laughing and leaning over and pooting.
thinking tone sometimes
Sometimes I think we're exposed to things we shouldn't be exposed to too early. I think that sets the tone to a person's whole life.
giving nonsense ifs
I'm very giving. Even if it's for nonsense, I'll give it to you.
people focus want
Let's focus on the funny. ... That's what I'm focused on... This is the gift God gave me. That's what I want to touch in people.
sleep home trying
I'm old, and so busy with work, that I like to just stay home and get my sleep now. I try not to burn both ends of the candle.