Will Morgan
Will Morgan
Will Morganis a Minnesota politician and former member of the Minnesota House of Representatives. A member of the Minnesota Democratic–Farmer–Labor Party, he represented District 56B, which includes portions of Dakota County in the southern Twin Cities metropolitan area. He is a physics teacher at Burnsville High School in Burnsville...
children able better-life
As a child, I was able to know that I wanted a better life.
drama comedian
I don't do drama. I'm a comedian.
jordan comedy truth-is
The truth is, I've never thought of myself as the Michael Jordan of comedy. And that's a good thing. You know why? Because I'm not. Wasn't that Richard Pryor? Yes, it was. I know what I am: I'm funny!
growing-up color purple
My life growing up was a twisted Bronx version of The Color Purple. It had a much different soundtrack and no trees, but that desperation was the same.
believe body hateful
I don't have a hateful bone in my body. I don't believe anyone should be bullied or made to feel bad about who they are.
children heart thank-god
When a child is born, it's born with a heart of gold, but the way of this world can turn that heart cold. I'm still a good person, and I thank God for that - He's working with me on it.
love-you judging people
It's just, people recognize you for your work, you know? They love you for your work, and they judge you for your work. It's awesome to have people quoting you. I love it.
growing-up careers choices
Being funny wasn't a career choice growing up, it was my way out of situations; a way to survive another day.
giving people focus
Too many people focus on the thing, instead of the heavenly glory of it. I don't want to give away what to expect.
dark stuff sometimes
I do stand up sometimes out of anger. Sometimes the greatest stuff comes from a dark place.
light news speed
Bad news travels at the speed of light; good news travels like molasses.
strong powerful sharks
I have snakes, three sharks, moray eels, piranhas, five scorpions and a bird spider. All of them are predators. They are dangerous but it's cool to have strong and powerful pets.
war people sick
I touch on sex in my stand-up and it's funny, because when I talk about sex from an adult point of view, people cringe. But if I talk about war or killing, people laugh. So it's sick. It's really demented.
watches study national-geographic
You will be surprised but I do a lot of studying and I watch National Geographic.