Will Morgan
Will Morgan
Will Morganis a Minnesota politician and former member of the Minnesota House of Representatives. A member of the Minnesota Democratic–Farmer–Labor Party, he represented District 56B, which includes portions of Dakota County in the southern Twin Cities metropolitan area. He is a physics teacher at Burnsville High School in Burnsville...
beautiful cracks beautiful-things
You get somebody to crack a smile, that's a beautiful thing.
foundation mines
Stand-up is my foundation. That's where it started at. And I love it because it's personal. It's mine. It's all me. It's my experience in life.
real college people
I don't really take the college tours and all that. Those are young people and I'm quite sure they're mature enough to understand, but they haven't seen or lived real life yet.
night saturday university
Saturday Night Live' was like a university for funny.
night saturday show-business
If you can survive 'Saturday Night Live,' then you're good as far as show business is concerned.
sex heart long
In my heart, I really don't care who you love, same sex or not; as long as you have the ability to love, that's the important thing here.
real real-life people
I like to do stand-up for people who live real life.
girl daughter princess
Having a daughter makes you see things in a different way. This is my only girl. So I don't care what it takes to protect her. You can call it what you want to call it. As long as you treat her the same way I treat her, like my princess, I don't mind.
loss bones heal
Bones heal, but the loss of my friend will never heal,
father businessman
My father was funnier than me. My father was Richard Pryor-funny. I'm just a better businessman.
kids little-kid
I don't like doing stand-up for little kids. It's not geared for that.
book kids cutting
I'm around my kids every day. I'm regular. We're a regular family. My wife cooks, she washes clothes, I read books, I pump my own gas, I get my own hair cut.
rain party mean
Life smacks Tracy Morgan in the face, and I don't mean to talk in third party, but no, it doesn't stop raining when I come outside, no, absolutely not. I'm very in touch.
dad son men
I deal with my sons like young men. If they have a problem with something, they come to me. I am the type of dad that will drop everything I am doing for them, and always tell them to talk to me about it.