Will Rogers

Will Rogers
William Penn Adair "Will" Rogerswas an American cowboy, vaudeville performer, humorist, newspaper columnist, social commentator, and stage and motion picture actor...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth4 November 1879
CountryUnited States of America
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He can take a batch of words and scramble them together and leaven them properly with a hunk of oratory and knock the White House door-knob right out of a candidate's hand.
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If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn't have to advertise them.
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I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money
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Life is what happens to you while you're making other plans.
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Say as little as possible while appearing to be awake.
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For every nation and every individual, the principal worry is debt.
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Popularity is the easiest thing in the world to gain and it is the hardest thing to hold
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I tell you, all politics is apple sauce.
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It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out the next morning that it was someone else.
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Gentlemen, you have just been listening to that Chinese sage, On Too long
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Our foreign dealings are an open book -- generally, a checkbook.
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The greatest loss of time is delay and expectation.
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The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when it's through if you are a crook or a martyr.
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I never yet talked to the man who wanted to save time who could tell me what he was going to do with the time he saved.