Will Rogers
Will Rogers
William Penn Adair "Will" Rogerswas an American cowboy, vaudeville performer, humorist, newspaper columnist, social commentator, and stage and motion picture actor...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth4 November 1879
CountryUnited States of America
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We can make this thing into a Party, instead of a Memory
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We can get mighty rich, but if we haven't got any friends, we will find we are poorer than anybody.
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We can get hot and bothered quicker over nothing, and cool off faster than nay nation in the world
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There is good news from Washington today. Congress is deadlocked and can't act.
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I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this -- no nation is allowed to enter a war till they have paid for the last one.
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If we ever pass out as a great nation we ought to put on our tombstone 'America died from a delusion that she had moral leadership'.
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If these refugees had come to Texas and called call centers, most of them, instead of getting help, would have gotten busy signals,
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If they really want to honor the boys, why don't they let them sit in the stands and have the people march by?
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If they wasn't in congress, why, they would be doing something else against us that might be even worse.
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I don't know jokes; I just watch the government and report the facts.
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I don't belong to an organized political party, I'm a Democrat.
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God made man a little lower than the angels, and he has been getting a little lower ever since
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He can take a batch of words and scramble them together and leaven them properly with a hunk of oratory and knock the White House door-knob right out of a candidate's hand.
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He is the first president to discover that what the American people want is to be left alone.