Will Rogers
Will Rogers
William Penn Adair "Will" Rogerswas an American cowboy, vaudeville performer, humorist, newspaper columnist, social commentator, and stage and motion picture actor...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth4 November 1879
CountryUnited States of America
equal fellow matter
No matter what you weigh, the little fellow is your equal on a horse.
crook form tax taxes-and-taxation
Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you do not know when it is through if you are a crook or a martyr.
grab refuse
Don't just grab at the first thing that comes along. . . . Know when to refuse something that won't get you anywhere.
facts government report watch
I don't make jokes. I just watch government and report the facts.
dry everybody polls sober south stagger vote
The South is dry and will vote dry. That is, everybody sober enough to stagger to the polls will.
ashamed sell town
So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the familiy parrotto the town gossip.
fine finishes god motion picture point script takes writer
It's a fine motion picture up to the point where God finishes and the script writer takes over.
boy country eating reason regular stayed town trying
I'm just an old country boy in a big town trying to get along. I have been eating pretty regular and the reason I have is because I have stayed an old country boy.
fanatic fellow opposite
A fanatic is always the fellow on the opposite side.
constitution drunks
Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.
lust women
The whole thing about the women is, they lust to be misunderstood
cherokee eighth father figure fourth mother
My father was one eighth Cherokee and my mother one fourth Cherokee, which I figure makes me about an eighth cigar-store Injun.
machinery wants
Technocracy wants to do everything by machinery. . . . Machinery is doing just fine. If it can't kill you, it will put you out of work.
discover left people president
He is the first president to discover that what the American people want is to be left alone.