Will Rogers
Will Rogers
William Penn Adair "Will" Rogerswas an American cowboy, vaudeville performer, humorist, newspaper columnist, social commentator, and stage and motion picture actor...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth4 November 1879
CountryUnited States of America
hilarious ignorance paper
All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.
funny letting-go humorous
People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide.
funny sarcastic horse
A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.
cowboy way difficulty
The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
funny change humor
Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
country baby inspiration
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.
men
I like to hear a man talk about himself because then I never hear anything, but good.
good-morning country jobs
The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, 'How is the president?'
cowboy hot cows
Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
prayer america united-states
About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an investigation.
witty sunset political-will
Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.
funny witty humorous
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in.
war lasts stopping
I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to enter a war till they have paid for the last one.
funny hilarious sarcastic
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.