Will Rogers
Will Rogers
William Penn Adair "Will" Rogerswas an American cowboy, vaudeville performer, humorist, newspaper columnist, social commentator, and stage and motion picture actor...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth4 November 1879
CountryUnited States of America
car noise
Americans are getting like a Ford car, they all have the same exact parts, the same upholstering and make exactly the same noises.
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A Democrat is just like a baby. If it's hollering and making a lot of noise, there is nothing serious the matter with it. When it's quiet and doesn't pay much attention to anything, that's when it's really dangerous.
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Code Enforcement will be provided noise meters. Off-highway vehicle riders cannot disturb the peace.
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I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes. I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em.
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Our investigations have always contributed more to our amusement than they have to knowledge
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Our foreign dealings are an open book -- generally, a checkbook.
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Playing the hero is the shortes career you can have
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I tell you, all politics is apple sauce.
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Statesmen think they make history; but history makes itself and drags the statesmen along.
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Live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
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It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out the next morning that it was someone else.
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We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by
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We'll show the world we are prosperous, even if we have to go broke to do it.
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The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.