Will Rogers
Will Rogers
William Penn Adair "Will" Rogerswas an American cowboy, vaudeville performer, humorist, newspaper columnist, social commentator, and stage and motion picture actor...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth4 November 1879
CountryUnited States of America
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There ain't nothing that breaks up homes, country, and nations like somebody publishing their memoirs.
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When everybody has got money they cut taxes, and when they're broke they raise 'em. That's statesmanship of the highest order.
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If you send somebody to teach somebody, be sure that the system you are teaching is better than the system they are practicing.
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It's a beautiful thought (Mother's Day), but it's somebody with a hurting conscience that thought of the idea.
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It happens every year- we lose somebody every year whether they're up here racing at night, running into trees. Usually it's somebody not paying attention.
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Luckily I had somebody to help me in the street that kept calling and calling and calling that's the only way I got out. If you don't have anyone to help you, you're just lost in the system.
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It was like somebody did a burnout on the bottom of your clubs.
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I hope if we're in that situation, that somebody would look at us as a small community and offer us help.
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If you're on a beach and you're running behind a pickup truck and somebody throws sand in your face all the time, you start backing up a little bit.
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An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh.
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I never lack material for my humor column when Congress is in session.
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The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when it's through if you are a crook or a martyr.
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God made man a little lower than the angels, and he has been getting a little lower ever since
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See where Congress passed a two billion dollar bill to relieve bankers' mistakes. You can always count on us helping those who have lost part of their fortune, but our whole history records nary a case where the loan was for the man who had absolutely nothing. Our theory is to help only those who can get along, even if they don't get a loan.