Will Rogers
Will Rogers
William Penn Adair "Will" Rogerswas an American cowboy, vaudeville performer, humorist, newspaper columnist, social commentator, and stage and motion picture actor...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth4 November 1879
CountryUnited States of America
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The way to judge a good comedy is by how long it will last and have people talk about it. Now Congress had turned out some that have lived for years and people are still laughing about them.
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We were in third place the whole day until the last round when the guys turned it around. The just stepped it up another level. We had five who took third and two that took fourth.
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The surgeon was very blunt with us. He said they had to operate or she would die. I hated him at first for saying it but we quickly grew to respect him. He turned out to be an amazing man.
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It was a big change. The models really turned around. We were looking at a cold weather pattern for the beginning of February. Now, at least the next two weeks are looking quite warm.
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I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes. I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em.
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Our investigations have always contributed more to our amusement than they have to knowledge
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Our foreign dealings are an open book -- generally, a checkbook.
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Playing the hero is the shortes career you can have
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I tell you, all politics is apple sauce.
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Statesmen think they make history; but history makes itself and drags the statesmen along.
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Live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
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It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out the next morning that it was someone else.
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We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by
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We'll show the world we are prosperous, even if we have to go broke to do it.