Quotes by 'Will Wright'

Will Wright

William, Will or Bill Wright may refer to:...

guy radio would-be

I thought I would be a guy on the radio.

baby thinking needs

I need one of those baby monitors from my subconscious to my consciousness so I can know what the hell I'm really thinking about.

mcdonalds ideas expansion

I like to talk about lint and coasters, the expansion of the universe and maybe McDonald's. I'm completely turned off by the idea of politics.

hero talking everyday-things

I like George Carlin's jokes. I like his humor. He's one of my heroes, and I like what he did with talking about everyday things.

bridges radio comedy

George is a radio announcer, and when he walks under a bridge... you can't hear him talk.

funny humor frustration

At one point he decided enough was enough.

reading machines done

I took a course in speed reading. Then I got Reader's Digest on microfilm. By the time I got the machine set up, I was done.

water waiting amphibians

After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting out of the water?

funny humorous needs

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, 'Well, what do you need?'

statistics spots made

43.7 per cent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

hitchhiking thanks said

I was hitchhiking the other day and a hearse stopped. I said, 'No thanks, I'm not going that far.

funny inspiration humor

I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography.

funny friendship baby

My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.

hockey fighting games

I went to the fights, and a hockey game broke out.