Will Wright
Will Wright
William, Will or Bill Wright may refer to:...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionGame Designer
Date of Birth20 January 1960
CityAtlanta, GA
CountryUnited States of America
garage garage-sale
I went to a garage sale. 'How much for the garage' 'It's not for sale.'
house shapes paint
I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house.
funny money humor
I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, 'What for?' I said, 'I'm going to buy some sugar.'
running justice car
For a while I didn't have a car . . . I had a helicopter . . . no place to park it, so I just tied it to a lamp post and left it running. [slow glance upward]
zero math black
Black holes result from God dividing the universe by zero.
funny hilarious witty
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
funny children book
I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose.
funny birthday humor
How young can you die of old age?
friendship acupuncture voodoo
A friend of mine is into Voodoo Acupuncture. You don't have to go. You'll just be walking down the street and . . . ooooohhhhhh, that's much better.
sleep next-day self
I bought a self learning record to learn Spanish. I turned it on and went to sleep; the record got stuck. The next day I could only stutter in Spanish.
dream night world
Last night I fell asleep in a satellite dish. My dreams were broadcast all over the world.
funny humor play
I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window.
funny girl humor
I met this wonderful girl at Macy's. She was buying clothes and I was putting Slinkies on the escalator.
funny time humor
I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it.