Woody Allen
Woody Allen
Heywood "Woody" Allenis an American actor, comedian, filmmaker, playwright and musician, whose career spans more than six decades...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionDirector
Date of Birth1 December 1935
CityBronx, NY
CountryUnited States of America
god stupidity ankles
If you take a frown and turn it upside down, the person you are holding by the ankles will soon pass out.
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I should go to Paris and jump off of the Eiffel Tower. If I took the Concorde, I could be dead three hours earlier.
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Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.
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I don't know what I want, but I know what I don't want
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Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you're getting this down.
sad self contempt
I'm awash in self-contempt!
love book self
No matter what the shrinks, or the pundits, or the self-help books tell you, when it comes to love, it's luck.
return want womb
I want to return to the womb, anyone's.
inspirational funny life
Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.
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The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.
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As I've gotten older, the parts have diminished. I liked it when I was younger, I could always play the lead in the movie and I could do all the romantic scenes with the women, and it was fun and I liked to play that. Now, I'm older and I'm reduced to playing the backstage doorman or the uncle or something. I don't really love that so occasionally, when a part comes up, I'll play it.
procrastination boredom community
If the world is a progressively realized community of interpretation, then either quadruplictity will drink procrastination or, provided that the nothing negates, boredom will ensue seldom more often than frequently.
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The wicked at heart probably know something.
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I've had a very productive life. I've worked very hard, I've never fallen prey to depression. I'm not sure I could have done all of that without being in psychoanalysis.