Woody Allen
Woody Allen
Heywood "Woody" Allenis an American actor, comedian, filmmaker, playwright and musician, whose career spans more than six decades...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionDirector
Date of Birth1 December 1935
CityBronx, NY
CountryUnited States of America
sex two important
There are two important things in the world, the first is sex. The other isn't all that important.
short-love sex love-you
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
isolation reason
When one chooses to be a writer, psychologically there's a reason for that because you like the isolation and you like to be by yourself and you are by nature timid.
clothes soul body
If my soul exists without my body I am convinced all my clothes will be loose-fitting
inspiring witty funny-inspirational
All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it.
eye looking-good meter
You're so good looking I can barely keep my eyes on the meter.
wisdom fowl righteous
Whosoever loveth wisdom is righteous, but he that keepeth company with fowl is weird.
hurt lucky film
I've been lucky because my films have consistently made a profit, almost all of them have made a profit. Never a huge profit, but nobody gets hurt. And therefore I get a lot of freedom.
christian witty humorous
Standing in a garage no more makes you a car than standing in a church makes you a Christian.
mistake doctors subjects
When a doctor makes a mistake, it's best to bury the subject.
input would-be judgment
I don't rely on anybody except my own judgment. I don't get much input. I don't know if that's helped me or if I would be better off if I did rely on someone.
witty humorous annie-hall
Those who can't do, teach. And those who can't teach, teach gym.
teach audience
Your audience teaches you how to be funny.
new-york thinking civilization
There is something about big cities that turns me on, and for whatever mysterious reason, places like New York and Paris inspire me. I think it's because cities represent civilization, and as crime-ridden and broken down as some of them are, it's still better than skipping through a meadow.