Woody Allen
Woody Allen
Heywood "Woody" Allenis an American actor, comedian, filmmaker, playwright and musician, whose career spans more than six decades...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionDirector
Date of Birth1 December 1935
CityBronx, NY
CountryUnited States of America
mom dad children
Dear Mom and Dad, Leave $50,000 in a bag under the bridge on Decatur Street. If there is no bridge on Decatur Street, please build one.
understanding hell nazi
How the hell do I know why there were Nazis? I don't know how the can-opener works.
emotional giving goes-on
I have a limitless amount of great music at my disposal and it's very, very pleasurable because when the music goes on the film it's amazing how much it livens up the film and gives it an emotional kick in the pants, sort of.
mad manhattan surface
I had a mad impulse to throw you down on the lunar surface and commit interstellar perversion with you.
worry knows
Don't worry, I know almost exactly what I'm doing.
want form knows
As the author you know how you want it to appear on screen and it's always the content dictating the form.
divorce wife another-woman
I got a divorce because my ex-wife left me for another woman.
god stupidity tests
I had an IQ test. The results came back negative.
funny teacher witty
My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers.
giving people actors
For some reason it gives people pleasure to equate the life of certain movie actors or actresses with their actual lives.
people no-money willing
Many people who get a lot of money are willing to work with me for no money. This is true.
sex believe two
I believe in sex and death- two experiences that come once in a lifetime.
teacher giving waiting
While we're waiting for a cab I'll give you your lesson for today. Don't listen to what your teachers tell ya, you know. Don't pay attention. Just, just see what they look like and that's how you'll know what life is really gonna be like.
wall doors practice
We knew the front door was always left open, but we broke in just to keep in practice. Doxy turned all the Washburn family photos to the wall so there wouldn't be any witnesses.