Woody Allen
Woody Allen
Heywood "Woody" Allenis an American actor, comedian, filmmaker, playwright and musician, whose career spans more than six decades...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionDirector
Date of Birth1 December 1935
CityBronx, NY
CountryUnited States of America
light average giving
What advice would I give the average homeowner to protect himself against burglars? Well, the first thing is to keep a light on in the house when you go out. It must be at least a sixty-watt bulb; anything less and the burglar will ransack the house, out of contempt for the wattage.
desire actors feels
I can do a limited amount of things and that's what I do and I feel comfortable doing it and I have no particular desire to do anything else as an actor.
making-love dying
Dying is like making love, except you don't get naseous afterwards.
hours dislike universe
What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.
funny life mushrooms
Marriage is like mushrooms: we notice too late if they are good or bad.
fathers-day enthusiasm incompetence
I don't know what I'm doing, but my incompetence has never stopped my enthusiasm.
comedian tendencies range
Comedians have a tendency to have a limited range, they tend to do one thing and do it very well, but it's limited.
race world aggressive
Is world peace possible or is the human race too innately aggressive? For instance: Have you ever seen women at a sample sale?
sleep waking hours
The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.
beautiful manhattan analysts
My analyst warned me, but you were so beautiful I got another analyst.
witty humorous boys
A deranged person is supposed to have the strength of ten men. I have the strength of one small boy... with polio.
choices despair path
We stand at a crossroads. One path leads to despair, the other to destruction. Let's hope we make the right choice.
editing want film
I never ever see a film of mine after I release it to the public. I see it when I shoot it in my dailies and while I'm editing it, re-editing it and reshooting it and all that. By the time it's finished I never want to see it again.
censorship film lit
We live in far too permissive a society. Never before has pornography been this rampant. And those films are so badly lit!