Woody Allen
Woody Allen
Heywood "Woody" Allenis an American actor, comedian, filmmaker, playwright and musician, whose career spans more than six decades...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionDirector
Date of Birth1 December 1935
CityBronx, NY
CountryUnited States of America
grows tumors
I don't get depressed; I grow a tumor instead.
sex
After 60, all of us belong to the weaker sex.
wife immature baths
My wife is immature. Whenever I take a bath, she sinks my boats.
life-is
Life is for the living.
dying life-is-like concentration
Life is like a concentration camp... you can't leave without dying.
marriage giving-up names
Should I marry W? Not if she won't tell me the other letters in her name. And what about her career? How can I ask a woman of her beauty to give up the Roller Derby? Decisions...
paris american-movie
I didn't go to Paris until I was a grown-up in 1965. And when I went to Paris, it was the Paris I knew only from American movies.
morning differences slippers
Yes, but the difference is that when you're dead and somebody yells, 'Everybody up, it's morning,' it's very hard to find your slippers.
father land pieces
My father owned a small piece of land. He carried it with him wherever he went.
hunting rooms location
You can't anticipate in the room the riches of what you encounter when you're location hunting for a movie.
sleep flames years
The roe is reputed to sleep for a thousand years and then suddenly rise in flames, particularly if it was smoking when it dozed off.
ideas lunch people
I myself don't like to speak to the actors at all. I like to hire great people and let them do their thing. I don't like to speak to them. I don't like to have lunch with them. I don't like to socialize with them. I don't like to hear their ideas.
remains
My relationship with death remains the same - I'm strongly against it.
wise pain suffering
There is dignity in suffering; nobility in pain; but failure is a salted wound, that burns and burns again!