Woody Allen
Woody Allen
Heywood "Woody" Allenis an American actor, comedian, filmmaker, playwright and musician, whose career spans more than six decades...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionDirector
Date of Birth1 December 1935
CityBronx, NY
CountryUnited States of America
funny mean drug
I don't respond well to mellow, you know what I mean, I have a tendency to... if I get too mellow, I ripen and then rot.
catholic catholicism
There's nothing sexier than a lapsed Catholic.
regret educational school
I loathed every day and regret every moment I spent in a school.
depressing afterlife may
The chief problem about death ... is the fear that there may be no afterlife - a depressing thought.
science people comforting
Astronomers say the universe is finite, which is a comforting thought for those people who can't remember where they leave things.
heart littles resilient
The heart is a very, very resilient little muscle. It really is.
discovery water community
There's nothing like the discovery of an unknown work by a great thinker to set the intellectual community atwitter and cause academics to dart about like those things one sees when looking at a drop of water under a microscope.
mouths over-it laughed
We laughed over it, and Hemingway punched me in the mouth.
movie gambling film
If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right.
thinking ideas sparks
It's hard for me to know. I'll think, 'I really brought off my ideas, it's great,' and no one sparks to it
baby children looks
The baby is fine. The only problem is that he looks like Edward G. Robinson.
golden-years joy kind
All the crap they tell you about... getting joy and having a kind of wisdom in your golden years - it's all tripe.
brother zoos honor
Am I my brother's keeper? Yes. Interestingly, in my case, I share that honor with the Prospect Park Zoo.
funny doors water-skiing
All things are possible, except skiing through a revolving door.