Woody Allen
Woody Allen
Heywood "Woody" Allenis an American actor, comedian, filmmaker, playwright and musician, whose career spans more than six decades...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionDirector
Date of Birth1 December 1935
CityBronx, NY
CountryUnited States of America
making-love dying
Dying is like making love, except you don't get naseous afterwards.
fathers-day enthusiasm incompetence
I don't know what I'm doing, but my incompetence has never stopped my enthusiasm.
editing want film
I never ever see a film of mine after I release it to the public. I see it when I shoot it in my dailies and while I'm editing it, re-editing it and reshooting it and all that. By the time it's finished I never want to see it again.
censorship film lit
We live in far too permissive a society. Never before has pornography been this rampant. And those films are so badly lit!
divorce wife another-woman
I got a divorce because my ex-wife left me for another woman.
things-in-life best-things-in-life best-things
The best things in life are censored.
humorous names vowels
Sygmnd was a poor Austrian who'd lost all the vowels in his name in a boating accident.
short-love sex love-you
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
inspiring witty funny-inspirational
All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it.
input would-be judgment
I don't rely on anybody except my own judgment. I don't get much input. I don't know if that's helped me or if I would be better off if I did rely on someone.
suicidal luck turns
There have been times when I've thought about it - but with my luck it would probably turn out to be only a temporary solution.
depressing years political
Over the years I've never written or made movies about political themes 'cause while they do have current critical importance, in the large, large scheme of things, only the big questions matter and the answers to those big questions are very, very depressing.
achievement born behave
If you're born with a gift, to behave like it's an achievement is not right.
divorce thinking water
Arlene and I have to get a divorce. She thinks I'm a pervert because I drank our water bed.