Woody Allen
Woody Allen
Heywood "Woody" Allenis an American actor, comedian, filmmaker, playwright and musician, whose career spans more than six decades...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionDirector
Date of Birth1 December 1935
CityBronx, NY
CountryUnited States of America
fathers-day enthusiasm incompetence
I don't know what I'm doing, but my incompetence has never stopped my enthusiasm.
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The best things in life are censored.
humorous names vowels
Sygmnd was a poor Austrian who'd lost all the vowels in his name in a boating accident.
short-love sex love-you
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
inspiring witty funny-inspirational
All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it.
depressing years political
Over the years I've never written or made movies about political themes 'cause while they do have current critical importance, in the large, large scheme of things, only the big questions matter and the answers to those big questions are very, very depressing.
achievement born behave
If you're born with a gift, to behave like it's an achievement is not right.
divorce thinking water
Arlene and I have to get a divorce. She thinks I'm a pervert because I drank our water bed.
confusing life-is uncertain
Life is unresolved, confusing, bewildering, puzzling, ambiguous. You don't really know what's going to happen. The future is uncertain for everybody.
oasis agony delight
Human existence is a brutal experience to me... it's a brutal, meaningless experience - an agonizing, meaningless experience with some oases, delight, some charm and peace, but these are just small oases. Overall, it is a brutal, terrible experience, and so it [salvation] is what can you do to alleviate the agony of the human condition, the human predicament? That is what interests me the most.
whining structure sentences
Sentence structure is innate, but whining is acquired.
loneliness boys two
There's an old joke - um... two elderly women are at a Catskill mountain resort, and one of 'em says, "Boy, the food at this place is really terrible." The other one says, "Yeah, I know; and such small portions." Well, that's essentially how I feel about life - full of loneliness, and misery, and suffering, and unhappiness, and it's all over much too quickly.
sunday player tennis
I'm a terrible musician. While the band members are great, I'm tolerated and affectionately regarded because I do movies, but if I had to make my living as a musician I would starve. I'm like a Sunday tennis player.
single divorce vacation
For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have.