Woody Allen

Woody Allen
Heywood "Woody" Allenis an American actor, comedian, filmmaker, playwright and musician, whose career spans more than six decades...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionDirector
Date of Birth1 December 1935
CityBronx, NY
CountryUnited States of America
littles comfort cold
I'm really impotent against the overwhelming bleakness of the universe and the only thing I can do is my little gift [filmmaking] and do it the best I can, which is cold comfort.
humorous names letters
Should I marry W.? Not if she won't tell me the other letters in her name.
hipster names apparel
I sued American Apparel because they calculatingly took my name, my likeness and image and used them publicly to promote their business.
life-is-short life-is
Life is short. Short, and not about anything except what you can touch and what touches you.
years two important
I feel humor is important for those two reasons: that it is a little bit of refreshment like music, and that women have told me over the years that it is very, very important to them.
stars years black
This year I'm a star, but what will I be next year? A black hole?
sleep lambs lions
I've always liked, someday the lamb will lay by the lion.... but it won't get much sleep.
witty inspirational-love humorous
The heart wants what it wants.
forever dying want
I don't want to live forever through my work. I want to live forever by not dying.
apartment
I don't wanna live on in my work. I wanna live on in my apartment.
showing-up life-is success-in-life
90% of success in life is showing up
sarcastic character people
Throughout history in the theater and film people do like sarcastic characters, and they do like curmudgeons - if they're amusing, they do like them despite the fact that they're vitriolic, particularly if they're for the right thing. If you can see that the person is a decent person and is for the right thing, and is not just a nasty person with base motives, but someone who is a decent human but expresses himself.
what-if needs ears
But what if everyone in the world behaved like me and came here and shot Brisseau through the ear? What a mess! And of course we'd need valet parking.
interesting answers may
Love may be the answer, but even though you're watching for the solution, intercourse raises some rather interesting thoughts.