Woody Allen
Woody Allen
Heywood "Woody" Allenis an American actor, comedian, filmmaker, playwright and musician, whose career spans more than six decades...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionDirector
Date of Birth1 December 1935
CityBronx, NY
CountryUnited States of America
depressing afterlife may
The chief problem about death ... is the fear that there may be no afterlife - a depressing thought.
golden-years joy kind
All the crap they tell you about... getting joy and having a kind of wisdom in your golden years - it's all tripe.
cells years white
[An audience conditioned by a lifetime of television-watching is so corrupted that] their standards have been systematically lowered over the years. These guys sit in front of their sets and the gamma rays eat the white cells of their brains out!
stills duplicate knows
Your still searching for me in every woman. You'll always seek to duplicate what we had. You know it.
shapes teeth prophet
And in all of Babylonia there was wailing and gnashing of teeth, 'til the prophets bade the multitudes get a grip on themselves and shape up.
maturity age teeth
Is old age really so terrible? Not if you've brushed your teeth faithfully.
tragedy tennessee dramatic
When I was young, I wanted to be a dramatic writer, a writer of tragedy. Nothing would've pleased me more than if I could have written like Eugene O'Neil or Tennessee Williams.
humorous moon wings
Notes for a ballet, The Spell: ... Suddenly Sigmund hears the flutter of wings, and a group of wild swans flies across the moon ... Sigmund is astounded to see that their leader is part swan and part woman - unfortunately, divided lengthwise. She enchants Sigmund, who is careful not to make any poultry jokes ...
way-to-live structure existence
If I could change the structure of existence I would do it. I could see a better way to live for everybody.
thoughtful people tabloids
I've always believed that thoughtful people don't really take the tabloids seriously. They're basically a form of entertainment. I enjoy them as much as the next New Yorker.
terrible feels portions
The food in this place is really terrible. Yes, and such small portions. That's essentially how I feel about life.
wife immature baths
My wife is immature. Whenever I take a bath, she sinks my boats.
life-is
Life is for the living.
marriage giving-up names
Should I marry W? Not if she won't tell me the other letters in her name. And what about her career? How can I ask a woman of her beauty to give up the Roller Derby? Decisions...