Woody Allen
Woody Allen
Heywood "Woody" Allenis an American actor, comedian, filmmaker, playwright and musician, whose career spans more than six decades...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionDirector
Date of Birth1 December 1935
CityBronx, NY
CountryUnited States of America
witty humorous bird
I can levitate birds. No one cares.
failure trying learning-from-mistakes
If you're not failing, you're not trying anything.
divorce home should-have
I should have known something was wrong with my first wife. When I brought her home to meet my parents, they approved of her.
kissing wife want
I don't have to 'freedom-kiss' my wife when what I really want to do is French-kiss her.
time men wife
What I do know about physics is that to a man standing on the shore, time passes quicker than to a man on a boat - especially if the man on the boat is with his wife.
ideas
The best an idea gets is when its in your head.
citizens thieves film
You make a film and always hope you're going make "Citizen Kane" or "The Bicycle Thief." You make the film, and for one reason or another, one clicks and one doesn't, but it's out of your control completely.
new-york europe psychology
When I am in New York, I want to be in Europe, and when I am in Europe, I want to be in New York.
loyalty atheist religion
To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.
brain neurons homework
If you meet somebody and are attracted to someone, and the exquisite neurons in your brain and her brain intermesh properly, then things can be wonderful. It's not like homework. You don't have to work at the relationship.
catholic catholicism
There's nothing sexier than a lapsed Catholic.
regret educational school
I loathed every day and regret every moment I spent in a school.
depressing afterlife may
The chief problem about death ... is the fear that there may be no afterlife - a depressing thought.
discovery water community
There's nothing like the discovery of an unknown work by a great thinker to set the intellectual community atwitter and cause academics to dart about like those things one sees when looking at a drop of water under a microscope.