Woody Allen
Woody Allen
Heywood "Woody" Allenis an American actor, comedian, filmmaker, playwright and musician, whose career spans more than six decades...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionDirector
Date of Birth1 December 1935
CityBronx, NY
CountryUnited States of America
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It is clear the future holds great opportunities. It also holds pitfalls. The trick will be to avoid the pitfalls, seize the opportunities, and get back home by six o'clock.
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My family members are here with me because they're afraid to stay at home. There is no excuse for it. This is just uncalled for. It goes beyond courtesy. It's protection of life.
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I don't respond well to mellow, you know what I mean, I-I have a tendency to... if I get too mellow, I-I ripen and then rot.
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Probably in retrospect I should have bowed out of that relationship (with Farrow) much earlier than I did.
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That of a musician, but a musician playing in small jazz clubs or alone. I do not give concerts. I come on stage and play with my friends in the band, all of whom are better musicians than me, ... The Curse of the Jade Scorpion.
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A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'.
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The last time I was inside a woman was when I was inside the Statue of Liberty.
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A relationship, I think, is like a shark, you know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark.
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I've often said, the only thing standing between me and greatness is me
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I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear
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Some guy hit my fender and I said "be fruitful and multiply" but not in those words
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It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year. This is quite a profitable sum, especially when one considers that the Mafia spends very little for office supplies.
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It shows exactly what you can do if you're a total psychotic.
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All people know the same truth; our lives consist of how we choose to distort them