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funny
That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny truth communication
When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken. Benjamin Disraeli
funny thinking ideas
Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away. Demetri Martin
funny issues kites
I was in my friends garage, and he had; a kite, a yo-yo, and a boomerang. I was like "Dude, you have abandonment issues" Demetri Martin
funny happiness success
The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. Damon Runyon
funny birthday beauty
Nature gives you the face you have at twenty; it is up to you to merit the face you have at fifty. Coco Chanel
funny problem said
When Solomon said there was a time and a place for everything he had not encountered the problem of parking his automobile. Bob Edwards
funny humor people
When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it? Billy Connolly
funny witty humorous
I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. Billy Connolly
sarcastic wells salesman
He's liked, but he's not well liked. Arthur Miller
sarcastic sarcasm
I do sarcasm really poorly. Brittany Murphy
sarcastic smell used
Perfume: any smell that is used to drown a worse one. Elbert Hubbard
sarcastic writing sarcasm
I grew up in an environment of jokes and sarcasm and puns. I talk that way, so I write that way. Allan Sloan
sarcastic clouds silver
DISOBEDIENCE, n. The silver lining to the cloud of servitude. Ambrose Bierce
sarcastic native-american wonderful
I hope you all had a wonderful Thanksgiving. Or, as it's known to Native Americans - Sarcastic You're Welcomesgiving. Stephen Colbert
sarcastic bored
God was bored by him. Victor Hugo
sarcastic sarcasm firsts
My natural-born sarcasm, when it's unimpeded, can be a bit overbearing at times and I'm the first to admit that. Tom Bergeron
sarcastic cat games
The cat looked as if it were about to say something sarcastic. Then it flicked its whiskers and said, "Challenge her. There's no guarantee she'll play fair, but her kind of thing loves games and challenges. Neil Gaiman
war
There is no good war. Bashar al-Assad
war world saving
Those who are convinced they have a monopoly on The Truth always feel that they are only saving the world when they slaughter the heretics. Arthur M. Schlesinger, Jr.
war danger provinces
War is the province of danger. Carl von Clausewitz
war enemy target
As they were during the Cold War, urban population centers remain the most likely targets of a nuclear attack. Now, however, an attack may come without warning from an unknown enemy, to achieve unclear motives. Alan Cranston
war law target
It's never acceptable to target civilians. It violates the Geneva Accords, it violates the international law of war and it violates all principles of morality. Alan Dershowitz
war air israel
The threat of mutually assured destruction worked for the United States during the Cold War because it had proved its willingness to drop nuclear bombs on enemy cities at the end of World War II. It might work less well for Israel, because the Israeli Air Force has never deliberately targeted a large civilian population center, and its leaders have said its morality would not permit it do so. Alan Dershowitz
war asia scared
I'm not panicking, and I'm not scared, I've been through the Gulf War, the Asia crisis, and the Russian crisis. Al-Waleed bin Talal
war land two
The Arab-Israeli conflict is also in many ways a conflict about status: it's a war between two peoples who feel deeply humiliated by the other, who want the other to respect them. Battles over status can be even more intractable than those over land or water or oil. Alain de Botton
war rights liberty
The Founders who crafted our Constitution and Bill of Rights were careful to draft a Constitution of limited powers - one that would protect Americans' liberty at all times - both in war, and in peace. Al Franken