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funny
That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny truth communication
When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken. Benjamin Disraeli
funny life men passion stand type
I don't have a type looks-wise, but all my exes have been funny, open-minded and ambitious. I can't stand men with no passion in life. Kathryn Prescott
funny thinking ideas
Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away. Demetri Martin
funny issues kites
I was in my friends garage, and he had; a kite, a yo-yo, and a boomerang. I was like "Dude, you have abandonment issues" Demetri Martin
funny happiness success
The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. Damon Runyon
funny humor thinking
I don’t think there’s anything wrong with telling the truth. I know it isn’t fashionable. Craig Ferguson
funny dance football
Anyone who's just driven 90 yards against huge men trying to kill them has earned the right to do Jazz hands. Craig Ferguson
funny humor appreciate
Thanks cows. I appreciate your tastiness. Craig Ferguson
sarcastic wells salesman
He's liked, but he's not well liked. Arthur Miller
sarcastic sarcasm
I do sarcasm really poorly. Brittany Murphy
sarcastic smell used
Perfume: any smell that is used to drown a worse one. Elbert Hubbard
sarcastic writing sarcasm
I grew up in an environment of jokes and sarcasm and puns. I talk that way, so I write that way. Allan Sloan
sarcastic clouds silver
DISOBEDIENCE, n. The silver lining to the cloud of servitude. Ambrose Bierce
sarcastic clubs today
In the United States today, we have more than our share of the nattering nabobs of negativism. They have formed their own 4-H Club - the 'hopeless, hysterical hypochondriacs of history. Spiro T. Agnew
sarcastic hurt feels
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. Steven Wright
sarcastic cat sarcasm
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect. Steven Wright
sarcastic world complaining
The world is so dreadfully managed, one hardly knows to whom to complain. Ronald Firbank
war
There is no good war. Bashar al-Assad
war world saving
Those who are convinced they have a monopoly on The Truth always feel that they are only saving the world when they slaughter the heretics. Arthur M. Schlesinger, Jr.
war military good-luck
In short, absolute, so-called mathematical, factors never find a firm basis in military calculations. From the very start, there is an interplay of possibilities, probabilities, good luck and bad, that weaves its way throughout the length and breadth of the tapestry. In the whole range of human activities, war most closely resembles a game of cards. Carl von Clausewitz
war military son
The bloody solution of the crisis, the effort for the destruction of the enemy's forces, is the first-born son of war. Carl von Clausewitz
war turns
In war more than anywhere else, things do not turn out as we expect. Carl von Clausewitz
war play luck
No other human activity is so continuously or universally bound up with chance. And through the element of chance, guesswork and luck come to play a great part in war. Carl von Clausewitz
war elements definitions
We shall not enter into any of the abstruse definitions of war used by publicists. We shall keep to the element of the thing itself, to a duel. War is nothing but a duel on an extensive scale. Carl von Clausewitz
war hatred modern
Modern wars are seldom fought without hatred between nations; this serves more or less as a substitute for hatred between individuals. Carl von Clausewitz
war ideas campaigns
If we do not learn to regard a war, and the separate campaigns of which it is composed, as a chain of linked engagements each leading to the next, but instead succumb to the idea that the capture of certain geographical points or the seizure of undefended provinces are of value in themselves, we are liable to regard them as windfall profits. Carl von Clausewitz