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funny mom brother
When I finished high school, I wanted to take all my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle. But my mom said no. See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was 18. And I could just have his motorcycle. Anthony Jeselnik
funny humor two
There are two kinds of people in this world. The kind who divide the world into two kinds of people and those who don't. Ann Brashares
funny hilarious humor
When your about to criticize someone walk a mile in thier shoes, that way when you criticize them you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes Ann Brashares
funny travel thinking
The only way to explain how some people dress for the airport is they think no one else will be there. Andy Borowitz
funny technology hours
Twitter is currently valued at $8 billion, or $1 for every hour it has wasted. Andy Borowitz
funny technology men
Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Give a man Twitter, and he will forget to eat and starve to death. Andy Borowitz
funny travel worry
Cars will soon have the Internet on the dashboard. I worry that this will distract me from my texting. Andy Borowitz
funny technology giving
Thanks to the Internet, people we might have only suspected of being idiots can now give us ample evidence. Andy Borowitz
funny technology people
I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one. Andy Borowitz
gave kids overall plays positive pressure time
We're a pressure team. We're going to give up some big plays at time but overall ... we gave up some big plays but the kids responded usually with something positive right after that. Daryl Patton
gave
'Esquire Magazine' just gave me 'Father of the Year'. I'll put it right up there with my gold medal. I survived; that's why they gave it to me. Caitlyn Jenner
gave great hard played possibly proud
They played great tonight, they really did. I was proud of how hard they played and competed. They gave me everything I could possibly ask. Billy Donovan
gave guess last leave lost rather third
It wasn't what I wanted. I'd rather leave here with a third than (leave) with nothing at all like I did last year. I guess I wrestled a lot better once I lost because it gave me the drive. Tommy Hill
gave sort spark turned
It was sort of a wakeup call. It gave us a little spark that we didn't have. I can't say how much that turned the game. Marc Bulger
gave rolling stones
I first went on the road with the Rolling Stones in the year of our Lord, 1969. But my grandfather gave me away to a drummer when I was 15 years old. Bobby Keys
gave hope hoped worried
We worried and we hoped constantly. We never gave up hope. Peter Bienert
hardest
As I look back on my 51 years of coaching, ... that is the hardest thing to explain. Bobby Bowden
hard imagine pitching
At this point, it's hard to imagine him not pitching forever. Dusty Baker
hard jones last qualified qualify ryan state
(Diver) Ryan Jones qualified for State in El Dorado last weekend. So Cody is working hard so he can qualify for State. Terri Lemos
hard time
DirecTV is having a hard time getting compensated appropriately for what they've delivered, Rob Sanderson
hard
Could they be a little more aggressive? Yes. Should they be a lot more aggressive? It's hard to say. Mark Greenberg
hard itself plug struggling writes
I don't actually have to think very hard when I'm writing. I mean, there are times where it's a task, and you have to plug away and plug away. But then there are times when a song writes itself in 15 minutes, and you're just struggling to keep up with it. Patty Griffin
hard
I've now discovered that if you know what you want and try hard to achieve it, everyone else will try hard, too. Paul Arden
hard hung lots nature
I didn't really like the aloneness of doing stand-up. The comedians by nature weren't very - I mean, they were sociable, but they hung out in cliques, and it's very hard to get accepted; lots of competition. Steve Buscemi
hard next sign strings stuck towels
Towels are the worst. They're hard to sign and the strings get stuck on the pen. Then the next one you sign is smudged. Robert Allenby
light levis life-is
You can’t beat death but you can beat death in life, sometimes. and the more often you learn to do it, the more light there will be. your life is your life. know it while you have it. Charles Bukowski
light shadow fading
Fading light buttered the ridges until shadows licked them clean and they were lost to nightfall. Daniel Woodrell
light giving shining
The thing about light is that it really isn’t yours; it’s what you gather and shine back. And it gets more power from reflectiveness; if you sit still and take it in, it fills your cup, and then you can give it off yourself. Anne Lamott
light people silence
If the lost word is lost, if the spent word is spent If the unheard, unspoken Word is unspoken, unheard; Still is the spoken word, the Word unheard, The Word without a word, the Word within The world and for the world; And the light shone in the darkness and Against the Word the unstilled world still whirled About the center of the silent Word. Oh my people, what have I done unto thee. Where shall the word be found, where shall the word Resound? Not here, there is not enough silence T. S. Eliot
light speech steps
Say it again,” he says. “That whole drawn-out speech?” I remember something about a solar system, but I’m too light-headed to recite the entire thing all over again. He steps closer. “No. The part about you fallin’ for me. Simone Elkeles
light long half
It's better to burn brightly for half as long than to be a dim lingering light, Roland Gift
light killers
Death to the killers, bringing light to life. Stephen Spender
light silence blossoming
Inner silence is not just the absence of thoughts. No! Silence is the blossoming of our indomitable inner will. Silence is our inner wisdom-light. Sri Chinmoy
light soul path
But few are those who tread the sunlit path; Only the pure in soul can walk in light. Sri Aurobindo