Famous Quotes & Sayings

Will Estes

I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic.

Robin Ince

My wife could turn to me and she may say, 'Why do you love me?' And I can with all honesty look her in the eye and say, 'Because our pheromones matched our olfactory receptors.'

Sarah McLachlan

Your love is better than chocolate. Better than anything else that I've tried.

Vincent Van Gogh

Love makes one calmer about things, and that way, one is fit for one's work.

William Butler Yeats

And pluck till time and times are done the silver apples of the moon the golden apples of the sun.

Albert Einstein

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not.

Dorothy L. Sayers

It is said that love and a cough cannot be hid.

Anna Kendrick

Can we drop the pretense of Presidents Day and just call it I needed a long weekend because Valentines Day is garbage

Rumi

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky

Mickey Rooney

I'm the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern.

Moliere

A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.

Jimmy Cannon

I judge how much a man cares for a woman by the space he allots her under a jointly shared umbrella.

David Sedaris

Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you're offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone's feelings

Charles de Gaulle

The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.

Bob Phillips

Love is a state of mind which has nothing to do with the mind.

Bob Monkhouse

My wife said, 'Can my mother come down for the weekend?' So I said, 'Why?' And she said, 'Well, she's been up on the roof two weeks already.'

Anthony Trollope

Don't let love interfere with your appetite. It never does with mine.

Aristotle Onassis

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.

Mark Twain

We like a man to come right out and say what he thinks- if we agree with him.

Maria Bamford

I do wanna get married. It just sounds great. You get to go grocery shopping together, rent videos, and the kissing and the hugging and the kissing and the hugging under the cozy covers. Mmmm! But sometimes I worry that I don't wanna get married as much as I want to get dipped in a vat of warm, rising bread dough. That might feel pretty good, too.

Ashleigh Brilliant

I don't understand you. You don't understand me. What else do we have in common?

April Gornik

Of course we humans have a funny relationship with the beings with whom we share our planet. We eat them, we care for them, we admire them, we use them.

Edward de Bono

I'm a very loyal and unreliable friend.

Charles M. Schulz

Nothing echoes like an empty mailbox.

Bob Phillips

He took his misfortune like a man - he blamed it on his wife.

Carl Jung

The woman is increasingly aware that love alone can give her full stature, just as the man begins to discern that spirit alone can endow his life with its highest meaning. Fundamentally, therefore, both seek a psychic relation to the other, because love needs the spirit, and the spirit love, for their fulfillment.

Eleanor Roosevelt

Old age has deformities enough of its own. It should never add to them the deformity of vice.