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I think we have a creative impulse where suffering can magnify our work, but so can joy. You can be in love and write the greatest love song ever. Sometimes I think too much suffering makes it difficult to do one's work. Patti Smith
funny new-york divorce
Adultery - which is the only grounds for divorce in New York - is not grounds for divorce in California. As a matter of fact, adultery in Southern California is grounds for marriage. Allan Sherman
funny girlfriend humor
My girlfriend is Jewish. But it's easier to buy her a Christmas present and then break it into 8 pieces. Anthony Jeselnik
funny humor kids
Doctor just told me I can't have kids. I asked for a second opinion. He said, Why? No one's gonna to let you take kids from this hospital.
funny wall cancer
Donald, I'm not sure if you're even aware of this, but the only difference between you and Michael Douglas from the movie, Wall Street, is that no one's going to be sad when you get cancer.
funny jesus humor
Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha? I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.
funny girlfriend couple
A couple of months ago, I gave my girlfriend some fancy lingerie, and she actually got mad at me. She said, 'Anthony, I think this is more of a gift for you than it is for me.' And I said, 'If you want to get technical, it was originally a gift for my last girlfriend.'
funny mom couple
My mom, for most of her life, was a Holocaust denier. And it was terrible for the entire family to have to deal with until, finally, a couple years ago, we had an intervention. And we had a rabbi come into the home, had him walk her through the history of the Jewish people, and then he made her watch "Schindler's List." And after that, my mom did a complete 180. Now she can't believe it only happened once.
funny baby pain
You don't know anything about pain until you've seen your own baby drowned in a tub... and you definitely don't know anything about how to wash a baby.
funny dad father
My dad was a complicated man. He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know? Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black - that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
great money shop spend web
The Web is a great place to shop and spend money, but it's pretty great for making money too. Joanne Pratt
great work
That's what I work for every year. It'll be a great feeling.
great mixed race runners top
Zach had a great race for us as he mixed in with some of the top runners in the state.
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You wait till you see that Dominican team. You wait till you see Puerto Rico. You wait till you see Venezuela. . . . Matsui is a great player. The Japanese team needs him. Tommy Lasorda
great hear meek men small swallow tame
Your sheep, that were wont to be so meek and tame and so small eaters, now, as I hear say, be become so great devourers, and so wild, that they eat up and swallow down the very men themselves. Thomas More
great hope hurt player
You really hope that he's OK. He's a great player and you never want to see a player get hurt like that.
great neighbor neighbors
You're a great neighbor and we all know what you're doing, and we know you're going to do this with care,
great minutes nick playing
Beno has been playing great for us. With Nick out right now, Beno is getting a lot of minutes and he has really responded well. Tim Duncan
great guards guys job meeting
We wanted to take away their penetration. Our big guys did a great job of meeting their guards in the lane.
looking throw
They're always looking to throw it downfield. We've got to get them to punt and get some turnovers. Pat Murphy
looking open terms wide
We're really wide open in terms of looking at some things.
looking mean shallow stop
Our culture is all about shallow relationships. But that doesn't mean we should stop looking each other in the eye and having deep conversations. Francis Chan