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The deal was done on a handshake. They've been friends for over 30 years and they both agreed on everything. Michael Petrillo
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Black it stood as night, / Fierce as ten furies, terrible as hell, / And shook a dreadful dart. John Milton
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Less is more when you do a bright, bold lip. Just draw on black liner and some mascara and you're good to go! Stacy Keibler
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Finally, the complexities of black relationships are being portrayed in television and film. Lisa Nicole Carson
black bags looks
I love Tumi because of the lifetime guarantee. And their luggage is just so solid. Looks good. Versatile. My carry-on bag is Tumi. My hanging bag is Tumi. My big suitcase is Tumi. All black. Love it. Mark Teixeira
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How ridiculous! You're going to have the first black president apologize for slavery? Mark Steyn
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For Americans, the quickest way to understand modern Britain is to look at what LBJ's Great Society did to the black family and imagine it applied to the general population.
black liberty progress
When they kept you out it was because you were black; when they let you in, it is because you are black. That's progress? Marilyn French
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Many Americans don't mourn in public anymore - we don't wear black, we don't beat our chests and wail. Meghan O'Rourke
black purpose looks
Like black, do you? (Cassandra) It serves its purpose. It’s hard to look intimidating in pastels. (Wulf) Sherrilyn Kenyon
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Whether it will convince or not, depends entirely on what it is in itself, what is there to be seen. Lucian Freud
funny new-york divorce
Adultery - which is the only grounds for divorce in New York - is not grounds for divorce in California. As a matter of fact, adultery in Southern California is grounds for marriage. Allan Sherman
funny girlfriend humor
My girlfriend is Jewish. But it's easier to buy her a Christmas present and then break it into 8 pieces. Anthony Jeselnik
funny humor kids
Doctor just told me I can't have kids. I asked for a second opinion. He said, Why? No one's gonna to let you take kids from this hospital.
funny wall cancer
Donald, I'm not sure if you're even aware of this, but the only difference between you and Michael Douglas from the movie, Wall Street, is that no one's going to be sad when you get cancer.
funny jesus humor
Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha? I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.
funny girlfriend couple
A couple of months ago, I gave my girlfriend some fancy lingerie, and she actually got mad at me. She said, 'Anthony, I think this is more of a gift for you than it is for me.' And I said, 'If you want to get technical, it was originally a gift for my last girlfriend.'
funny mom couple
My mom, for most of her life, was a Holocaust denier. And it was terrible for the entire family to have to deal with until, finally, a couple years ago, we had an intervention. And we had a rabbi come into the home, had him walk her through the history of the Jewish people, and then he made her watch "Schindler's List." And after that, my mom did a complete 180. Now she can't believe it only happened once.
funny baby pain
You don't know anything about pain until you've seen your own baby drowned in a tub... and you definitely don't know anything about how to wash a baby.
funny dad father
My dad was a complicated man. He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know? Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black - that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.