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funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers. Charles Dickens
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
funny age fifty
I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent.
funny sarcastic yield
Deliberate with caution, but act with decision and yield with graciousness, or oppose with firmness.
funny humorous soul
She dotes on poetry, sir. She adores it; I may say that her whole soul and mind are wound up, and entwined with it. She has produced some delightful pieces, herself, sir. You may have met with her 'Ode to an Expiring Frog,' sir.
funny humorous expectations
I was always treated as if I had insisted on being born, in opposition to the dictates of reason, religion, and morality, and against the dissuadinig arguments of my best friends.
funny humorous rolling
For your popular rumour, unlike the rolling stone of the proverb, is one which gathers a deal of moss in its wanderings up and down.
funny humorous majority
In the majority of cases, conscience is an elastic and very flexible article
funny humorous thinking
Think! I've got enough to do, and little enough to get for it, without thinking.
marriage important well-being
Marital happiness is far more important than anything else in determining personal well-being. David Brooks
marriage iron house
(When asked who wore the pants in his house:) I do, and I also wash and iron them. Denis Thatcher
marriage wedding forgiving
In marriage, everyday you love,and everyday you forgive.It is an ongoing sacrament, love and forgiveness Bill Moyers
marriage hands years
Harry and I have been sweethearts and married more than forty years - and no matter where I was, when I put out my hand Harry's was there to grasp it. Bess Truman
marriage instinct mankind
Even in civilized mankind faint traces of monogamous instinct can be perceived. Bertrand Russell
marriage views cake
St. Paul introduced an entirely novel view of marriage, that it existed primarily to prevent the sin of fornication. It is just as if one were to maintain that the sole reason for baking bread is to prevent people from stealing cake.
marriage way splendid
I suggest that there is a splendid way out of the difficulty of marriage, and that is my way - stay out. Agnes Macphail
marriage years toilets
You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet. Alan King
marriage fighting way
Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.
witty people spots
I like witty people, people who can be witty on the spot. Rob Brydon
witty commentary
My commentary's hilarious, not witty. Richelle Mead
witty rose serious
I always love it whenever Rose delivers one of her witty one-liners—particularly when it’s a completely serious situation. The contrast always amuses me, but then, I’m biased.
witty opposites long
A transposable aphorism is a malaise of the urge to be witty, or in other words, a maxim that is untroubled by the fact that the opposite of what it says is equally true so long as it appears to be funny. Umberto Eco
witty sex good-things
The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to get dressed up for it. Truman Capote
witty jobs book
I read the book of Job last night, I don't think God comes out well in it. Virginia Woolf
witty silence ornaments
The history of most women is hidden either by silence, or by flourishes and ornaments that amount to silence.
witty humorous heart
Curiosity, that's what kills us. Not muggers or all that bullshit about the ozone layer. It's our own hearts and minds. Woody Allen
witty humorous bird
I can levitate birds. No one cares.