Famous Quotes & Sayings

Doug Stanhope

Babies are like poems. They're beautiful to their creator, but to other people, they're silly and they're irritating.

Doug Stanhope

At least black people knew when they were slaves; you remain clueless.

Doug Stanhope

If you really believe death leads to eternal bliss then why are you wearing a seatbelt?

Doug Stanhope

Sex is a very narrow avenue. You only have so many holes and parts, and eventually, you run out of things to do.

Douglas Adams

Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner.

Duffy Daugherty

Football is not a contact sport. Its a collision sport

Duke of Wellington

Yes, about ten minutes.

Dorothy Canfield Fisher

A mother is not a person to lean on, but a person to make leaning unnecessary.

Donald Rumsfeld

Be precise. A lack of precision is dangerous when the margin of error is small.

Dick Cavett

Great humorists are great insulters.

Billy Blanks

Where I am today, is where my mind and will put me, where I am tomorrow is where my mind will put me.

Dalai Lama

If your mind is scattered, it is quite powerless.

Dalai Lama

As human beings we have the same experience of destructive and constructive emotions. We also have a human mind capable of developing wisdom. We all have the same Buddha nature.

Christopher Reeve

Your body is not who you are. The mind and spirit transcend the body.

Christopher Walken

I come from a show-business family, so wanting to become an actor never crossed my mind. It was just a part of my life.

Christopher Paolini

The monsters of the mind are far worse than those that actually exist.

Christopher Morley

A mind too proud to unbend over the small ridiculosa of life is as painful as a library with no trash in it.

Ansel Adams

If what I see in my mind excites me, there is a good chance it will make a good photograph.

Anne Bronte

No generous mind delights to oppress the weak, but rather to cherish and protect.