Famous Quotes & Sayings

David Pierce

Kelsey Grammer is wickedly funny. He's like an 8-year-old child. He's always doing pranks, and we have a great time.

Mary Smith

I think it is a very important play. It is serious, but it's also lighthearted and funny.

Bobby Cox

He could hit a little and throw a little. He was always funny, a guy you wanted to have on your team.

Rob Cummins

He can say things that are funny but they don't know because they can't understand it. Sometimes I'm laughing even if no one else is.

Patrick McKenzie

He just had a real funny way about him. He always looked at things in a positive way.

Rob McKittrick

He is that guy in the movie. He is that funny guy who can get in your grill, and be funny about it. He's a lot more interesting in person than you usually see on the screen.

Trevor Noah

Most of my show is true; like, 90% of everything I say on stage is true. I just have to find the way to make it funny - that's the difficult thing.

Taylor Hawkins

Life is funny. If you don't laugh, you're in trouble.

Stephen Colbert

The only thing that I don't like is my kids watching comedy that isn't actually funny. There's a lot of supposed tween comedy on TV that isn't particularly funny, but it's got a lot of laugh track. And I go, 'Please don't watch that. Please just watch something that's actually funny.'

Carl Jung

Aw, now look at that, you're being sarcastic, aren't you?

Richard P. Feynman

People often think I'm a faker, but I'm usually honest, in a certain way--in such a way that often nobody believes me!

Richelle Mead

If he wants to tell you, he'll tell you. End of story, Rose. Besides, you certainly keep your share of secrets too. You two have a lot in common." "Are you kidding? He's arrogant, sarcastic, likes to intimidate people, and—oh." Okay. Maybe she had a point.

Richelle Mead

Are you kidding? He's arrogant, sarcastic, likes to intimidate people, and—oh." Okay. Maybe she had a point.

Russell Lynes

Don't let you mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own.

Russell Lynes

I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works.

Russell Lynes

Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?

Rick Riordan

Percy smiled at her - that sarcastic troublemaker smile that had annoyed her for years but eventually had become endearing. His sea-green eyes were as gorgeous as she remembered. His dark hair was swept to one side, like he'd just come from a walk on the beach. He looked even better than he had six months ago - tanner and taller, leaner and more muscular. Percy threw his arms around her. They kissed and for a moment nothing else mattered. An asteroid could have hit the planet and wiped out all life, and Annabeth wouldn't have cared.

Woody Allen

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.

Rusty Hardin

Keep the truth from them (the jury) all you want,

Richard Shelby

What we've got to do is find the truth.

Austin O'Malley

The only thing in the world we really possess is our knowledge of the truth.

Austin O'Malley

You cannot gather much truth by searching the fields; you must sink shafts.

Susan Levy

I think that there's things that are unknown, and the truth has to come out.

Ted Cruz

I will always tell the truth and do what I said I would do.

A. Hodge

No one truth is rightly held till it is clearly conceived and stated, and no single truth is adequately comprehended till it is viewed in harmonious relations to all the other truths of the system of which Christ is the centre

Lord Shaftesbury

Truth is the most powerful thing in the world, since even fiction itself must be governed by it, and can only please by its resemblance. The appearance of reality is necessary to make any passion agreeably represented, and to be able to move others we must be moved ourselves, or at least seem to be so, upon some probable grounds.

Anton LaVey

It has been said, 'the truth will make men free.' The truth alone has never made anyone free. It is only doubt which will bring mental emancipation.