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funny
That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny truth communication
When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken. Benjamin Disraeli
funny thinking ideas
Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away. Demetri Martin
funny issues kites
I was in my friends garage, and he had; a kite, a yo-yo, and a boomerang. I was like "Dude, you have abandonment issues"
funny happiness success
The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. Damon Runyon
funny careers dumb
I absolutely admit I had him in the handcuffs so he wouldn't go anywhere while I checked the computer... I certainly wasn't going to kill him. That's hardly going to do my career any good, is it? Boy George
funny god humorous
If you gain, you gain all. If you lose, you lose nothing. Wager then, without hesitation, that He exists. Blaise Pascal
funny sorry humor
I'm sorry if any of you are Catholic. I'm not sorry if you're offended, I'm actually just sorry by the fact that you're Catholic. Bill Hicks
funny life distance
When I was younger I probably didn't understand something basic about tact, but I think it kept faint-hearted people at arm's distance and that's not such a bad thing, because life is short and I know the kind of people I want to work with. Debra Winger
comedy lovers
I'm a laugher and a lover of comedy. Brett Ratner
comedy comic plus
I'm a stand-up comic. Anything else I do besides that is a plus, but stand-up comedy is what I do, it's what I've been doing and it's what I'm going to keep doing. Dave Attell
comedy bigger wanted
I, sort of, got into comedy accidentally, and it got bigger than I wanted it to. Albert Brooks
comedy aspect joyous
I just like the joyous aspect of playing comedy. Andre Braugher
comedy desperate
I am desperate to do a comedy now. Tom Hiddleston
comedy difficult things-to-do
Comedy is the most difficult thing to do. Easily the most difficult. Christopher Lee
comedy jokes
Comedy is all about the joke. Comedies usually don't do anything fancy with the camera [or] the lighting. It doesn't matter. It should never be fancy. Fede Alvarez
comedy wonderful jokes
You don't see a wonderful shot in a comedy. Why? Because they don't want to distract you from what matters, which is the joke. It has to be funny, so usually all the things in the background don't matter.
comedy genuine ifs
If we could just find out who's in charge, we could kill him. George Carlin
voted wake
I voted for myself. Even if I go to my grave, I will wake up and come and vote. Nelson Mandela
votes
You have to go where the votes are at. Jim Mowen
vote millennium
The millennium will not come as soon as women vote, but it will not come until they do vote. Anna Howard Shaw
vote company
Every time you buy something consider it a vote of confidence in the company that produced it. Anita Roddick
vote
Everybody expects that their vote's going to count. Stephanie Tubbs Jones
vote
Every call you make, every door you knock, every friend you register to vote could make the difference. Hillary Clinton
voters campaigns lasting-impressions
Candidates are making lasting impressions on voters, not just primary voters, in how they campaign. Jeb Bush
vote republican nazi
The inked fingers and the position of them, which is gonna be a 'Daily Show' photo already, of them signaling in this [Nazi salute] manner, as if they have solidarity with the Iraqis who braved physical threats against their lives to vote as if somehow these inked-fingered Republicans have something to do with that. Janeane Garofalo
vote used democrat
I used to vote Democrat. Herman Cain