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funny
That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny truth communication
When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken. Benjamin Disraeli
funny thinking ideas
Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away. Demetri Martin
funny issues kites
I was in my friends garage, and he had; a kite, a yo-yo, and a boomerang. I was like "Dude, you have abandonment issues" Demetri Martin
funny happiness success
The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. Damon Runyon
funny birthday beauty
Nature gives you the face you have at twenty; it is up to you to merit the face you have at fifty. Coco Chanel
funny problem said
When Solomon said there was a time and a place for everything he had not encountered the problem of parking his automobile. Bob Edwards
funny humor people
When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it? Billy Connolly
funny witty humorous
I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. Billy Connolly
comedy lovers
I'm a laugher and a lover of comedy. Brett Ratner
comedy comic plus
I'm a stand-up comic. Anything else I do besides that is a plus, but stand-up comedy is what I do, it's what I've been doing and it's what I'm going to keep doing. Dave Attell
comedy bigger wanted
I, sort of, got into comedy accidentally, and it got bigger than I wanted it to. Albert Brooks
comedy aspect joyous
I just like the joyous aspect of playing comedy. Andre Braugher
comedy desperate
I am desperate to do a comedy now. Tom Hiddleston
comedy marx popular quitting surprised
(My father) he would be surprised to know he was still popular today, ... He told me, when he was quitting the Marx Brothers, (that) their kind of comedy was old-fashioned. Arthur Marx
comedy cliche hard
Comedy is hard to do. All the cliches about it are true. Jeff Daniels
comedy given platforms
I love comedy. God has given me this platform. Jeff Foxworthy
comedy study calculations
My comedy doesn't come from any calculations and studies. Jackie Mason
voted wake
I voted for myself. Even if I go to my grave, I will wake up and come and vote. Nelson Mandela
votes
You have to go where the votes are at. Jim Mowen
vote millennium
The millennium will not come as soon as women vote, but it will not come until they do vote. Anna Howard Shaw
vote company
Every time you buy something consider it a vote of confidence in the company that produced it. Anita Roddick
vote
Everybody expects that their vote's going to count. Stephanie Tubbs Jones
vote
Every call you make, every door you knock, every friend you register to vote could make the difference. Hillary Clinton
voters campaigns lasting-impressions
Candidates are making lasting impressions on voters, not just primary voters, in how they campaign. Jeb Bush
vote responsible feels
I don't feel responsible for things I didn't vote for. Byron Dorgan
vote circumstances mccain
I would not vote for John McCain under any circumstances. James Dobson