Famous Quotes & Sayings

Diana Williams

his wife recalled. ''I used to say, 'Charlie's asleep.' He was always so calm.

Virchand Gandhi

…the designation of wife in India, of the Hindu wife, is higher and grander than that of Empress. She is called Devi

William Wycherley

I love to be envied, and would not marry a wife that I alone could love; loving alone is as dull as eating alone.

Tori Amos

Anything a wife should do, I'm terrible at. Anything a mistress should do, I'll try.

William Blake

I have mental joys and mental health, Mental friends and mental wealth, I've a wife that I love and that loves me; I've all but riches bodily.

Samuel Taylor Coleridge

A woman in a single state may be happy and may be miserable; but most happy, most miserable, these are epithets belonging to a wife.

Ryan Reynolds

I dragged my wife from our honeymoon in Africa and landed her in Ontario, Canada, when it was -40 degrees,

Rodney Dangerfield

My wife she's fat. Why, if she lost a few pounds, she'd be perfectly round.

Rodney Dangerfield

When I told my wife she was lousy in bed - she went out - she got a second opinion.

Wendy Liebman

I'm going to get married again because I'm more mature now, and I need some kitchen stuff.

Kevin Nealon

Marriage is great. It'll calm you down - that and neutering.

Marc Maron

I was married once before, and I stopped.

Lord Byron

All tragedies are finished by a death, All comedies are ended by a marriage.

Bob Monkhouse

Marriage is an investment which pays dividends if you pay interest.

Sam Kinison

If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rimshots during the vows.

Russell M. Nelson

The only duration of family life that satisfies the loftiest longings of the human soul is forever.

Oscar Wilde

Bigamy ? It's having one wife too much... ...Monogamy ? It's the same.

Henny Youngman

We were married for better or worse. I couldn't have done better, and she couldn't have done worse.

Brad Hintz

I would say they're the weakest trading house on Wall Street.

David Gregory

Kelly O'Donnell at the White House for us this morning. Kelly thanks very much.

David Stanley

He didn't go over to that guy's house for a confrontation, he just wanted to know what was going on.

Mike Nichols

What we've offered is a house where they could all live.

Jerry Shuster

He (O'Connor) can't be indiscriminate. He can't tear down a house here and tear down a house there, because then it looks like it's more for show. But if they can do three, even though they need 30 taken down, if those three are strategic, it's a tremendous plus.

Cecil Roberts

going under your house and taking the support beams out.

Kim Etheredge

He's downsizing. It's 15,000 square feet. That's a very large house for one person.

Fred Siegel

It is a joy to live (on campus), and it is a pleasure to open my house to students,

Stan Turner

We try to get to every house in Keizer.