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funny growing-up humor
When Asian people grow up fast they go to college at 13. White people grow up fast it's about fudge packing and triple D's at 13. Adam Carolla
funny humor two
I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.
funny humor two
I've never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I've never left behind.
funny humor thinking
Then there's the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke. I think that is what I'd be, a sweatpants lesbian.
funny humor driving
Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.
funny humor guy
He doesn't sound like a guy who's done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
funny humor giving
Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they're so suggestible.
funny nice humor
I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they're making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.
funny two next
I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I'll never get to do that.
hardest
As I look back on my 51 years of coaching, ... that is the hardest thing to explain. Bobby Bowden
hard hard-work kids picture quit took work
Brandon is the picture of hard work and perseverance. Most kids would have quit in his first two years, with the beatings he took in the room. But he didn't. Russ McKenzie
hard shooting time
We had a really hard time shooting today. We just couldn't get them to fall.
hard rebound stay tech time trying
We had a hard time with La. Tech and trying to rebound the ball. We were able to stay with them on the boards.
hard holding time
We had a hard time holding up our end of the bargain. Dusty Baker
hard hit needed pitching pleased time
We had a hard time getting the big hit when we needed it. Overall, I was very pleased with our pitching and our defense.
hard mistakes time
We had a hard time getting any rhythm. We made a lot of mistakes and we could not get anything going.
hard stuck worked
We had a hard life, but we stuck together. We worked together.
hard played second woke
We wanted to take his 3-ball out of the equation. In the second half, he woke up and really played hard for them. That's why they got the win.