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Sweet cream on an ice cream sandwich! Dwayne Johnson
funny wwe rocks
You wanna do this...you wanna go right now...do you want to, GO?...then go get The Rock a bologna sandwich because this doesn't concern you.
funny family heart
The family - that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor, in our inmost hearts, ever quite wish to. Dodie Smith
funny enough cranky
I'm old enough and cranky enough now that if someone tried to tell me what to do, I'd tell them where to put it. Dolly Parton
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I tried every diet in the book. I tried some that weren't in the book. I tried eating the book. It tasted better than most of the diets.
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I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.
funny military army
When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me 85 dollars. That is why in the Navy the Captain goes down with the ship. Dick Gregory
funny science female
Biologically speaking, if something bites you it's more likely to be female. Desmond Morris
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people whom
Think about just how much we'd get accomplished if we collectively viewed the people with whom we came into contact as just an American and not an American with a prefix. Don Lemon
people running
Things have to be coordinated, ... We just can't have people running around doing what they want. John Bauer
people
The worst thing you can do in a relationship, and what's really unattractive about it, is that people begin to limit each other.
people program turned
The whole program has turned a corner. If people didn't know us before, they know us now. O. Henry
people stronger
The will of the American people is stronger than any hurricane's wind, Jennifer Granholm
people word
The word isn't getting out so much, and if more people knew, they would campaign.
people win
These are tougher. We're in (the games) and we know we should win them. We've got the people and opportunities to win them. We just need to come through.
people tried
These are the people who tried to kill us, Duncan Hunter
people premium
These are the people that really get things done. There is a premium on them and there is a reason.