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funny
That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt. Jarome Iginla
funny truth communication
When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken. Benjamin Disraeli
funny thinking ideas
Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away. Demetri Martin
funny issues kites
I was in my friends garage, and he had; a kite, a yo-yo, and a boomerang. I was like "Dude, you have abandonment issues"
funny happiness success
The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. Damon Runyon
funny phrase uses
That's why 'Gangnam Style' works. If someone handsome uses that phrase it's just awkward. But if someone like me uses it, it's funny. Psy
funny playing share video videos
I make funny videos of me playing video games, and I share those moments. PewDiePie
funny time vine
I haven't done Vine in a long time, and when I first started, I just did stuff that I thought was funny. Maisie Williams
funny god marry people
There's people out there that are like, 'Oh my God, I want to have your kid. I want to marry you.' People that I've never even met. That's sweet. It's funny. Ryan Lochte
humor
Texas humor and Southern humor are pretty similar. Daniel Woodrell
humor men deep-thought
And ah for a man to arise in me, That the man I am may cease to be! Alfred Lord Tennyson
humorous bad-ass men
Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth. Chuck Norris
humorous majority vote
One, with God, is always a majority, but many a martyr has been burned at the stake while the votes were being counted. Thomas Reed
humorous shut-up pears
No. Now, shut up and eat your pears. Suzanne Collins
humorous gay night
If it is gay, ribald and lascivious night-life you are after, Israel is not the place for you. The night clubs you do find are nearer in spirit to a YMCA than to dens of iniquity. George Mikes
humorous personality sides
I'm not a robot; I have a personality and I have emotions. I have a humorous side to me and an angry side to me. Jeff Gordon
humorous coffee tea
Coffee isn't my cup of tea. Samuel Goldwyn
humor way world
Humor is not a mood but a way of looking at the world. Ludwig Wittgenstein
category east further headed intensity lost market prices sold storm
Prices had already factored in a Category 5 hurricane, so when the storm lost intensity and headed further east the market sold off. John Brady
catch deal hour lay maybe somewhere
We're here all day, so I just need somewhere to lay down and maybe catch an hour of TV, then go to sleep. I'll be back in here in the morning, so it's not that big of a deal right now. Rob Bironas
cat approval
The approval of a cat cannot but flatter the recipient. Barbara Mertz
cat people lap
Cats always pick the laps of the people who don't like them.
cat gnosis degrees
Cats have gnosis to a degree that is granted to few bishops. Carl Van Vechten
catch nearly
We did not catch it nearly as early as we should have, John Britton
catholic merit virtue
Can words such as Orthodox, Jew, or Catholic really express some sort of exclusive personal virtues or merits? Anton Chekhov
cat
There are cats and cats. Denis Diderot
cat guy voice
Boy, do you know that the guy who did the voice for the Cheshire cat is the same guy who did the voice for Winnie the Pooh?