Dennis Miller
Dennis Miller
Dennis Milleris an American stand-up comedian, talk show host, political commentator, sports commentator, actor, television personality, and radio personality...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth3 November 1953
CityPittsburgh, PA
CountryUnited States of America
funny humor light
Police in Washington D.C. are now using cameras to catch drivers who go through red lights. Many congressmen this week opposed the use of the red light cameras incorrectly assuming they were being used for surveillance at local brothels.
jobs funny-work errors
A good rule of thumb is if you've made it to 35 and your job still requires you wear a nametag, you've probably made a serious vocational error.
funny humor cat
Bill Gates is just a monocle and a Persian Cat away from being one of the bad guys in a James Bond movie.
funny humor beer
Should I really care what kind of beer frogs recommend?
funny war humor
And finally, and most importantly, the next time we go to war, don't give a specific reason for the war that the left can seize upon and later flog us with it ad nauseam, just do it. Remember, the first rule of Fight Club is that you don't talk about Fight Club.
funny intellectual watches
Bad television is three things: a bullet train to a morally bankrupt youth, a slow spiral into an intellectual void, and of course, a complete blast to watch.
funny letting-go humor
Now, I don't want to get off on a rant here, but guilt is simply God's way of letting you know that you're having too good a time.
funny humor ideas
Never ever discount the idea of marriage. Sure, someone might tell you that marriage is just a piece of paper. Well, so is money, and what's more life-affirming than cold, hard cash?
inspirational funny travel
My fear of flying starts as soon as I buckle myself in and then the guy up front mumbles a few unintelligible words then before I know it I'm thrust into the back of my seat by acceleration that seems way too fast and the rest of the trip is an endless nightmare of turbulence, of near misses. And then the cabbie drops me off at the airport.
funny witty humorous
I rant, therefore I am
funny running humor
A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.
funny atheist humor
Born again?! No, I'm not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time.
funny etch-a-sketch hollywood
Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch.
funny average usa
The average American's day planner has fewer holes in it than Ray Charles's dart board.