Dennis Miller
Dennis Miller
Dennis Milleris an American stand-up comedian, talk show host, political commentator, sports commentator, actor, television personality, and radio personality...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth3 November 1953
CityPittsburgh, PA
CountryUnited States of America
nice moving believe
And I know your next move, I watch you so much, 'There's been no proven link between the secular state of Iraq and al-Qaeda!' Come on. They both think we're Satan. Isn't that a nice starting point? Why are you so loathe to believe they might have each other on lunatic speed dial?
political politics mccarthyism
Political Correctness is inverted McCarthyism.
hate fall thinking
I think abortion's wrong, but it's none of my business to tell somebody what's wrong, he said. So I'm pro-choice. I want to keep my nose out of other people's personal business. I guess I fall into conservative when it comes to protecting the United States in a world where a lot of people hate the United States.
suicide animal highways
How many of those dead animals you see on the highway are suicides?
funny humor enemy
The French are always reticent to surrender to the wishes of their friends and always more than willing to surrender to the wishes of their enemies.
sex holiday fighting
The ACLU spent this entire holiday season protesting public displays of the nativity scene. Yeah, that's the problem with America right now: Public displays of Christ's birth, that's the problem. It's unbelievable to me. The ACLU will no longer fight for your right to put up a nativity scene, but they'll fight for the right of the local freak who wants to stumble onto the scene and have sex with one of the sheep.
speech opinion courses
Of course, that's just my opinion. I could be wrong.
reality making-love looks
If some unemployed punk in New Jersey, can get a cassette to make love to Elle McPherson for $19.95, this virtual reality stuff is going to make crack look like Sanka.
inspirational wise
I'd rather be funny than wise.
inspirational children home
Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home.
country hate politics
I love this country for several reasons, not the least of which is that I know I'm allowed to hate it if I want to.
country sorry swim
So who's the big red menace nowadays? Cuba. That's it? I'm sorry, but it's hard to whip up any us against them nationalist fervor about a country whose principal export is citizens who can swim.
politics als phony
Al Gore couldn't be more phony if he were a professional Al Gore impersonator
country father opportunity
Yeah, this country's founding fathers are a bunch of dead rich white men, but they did set things up so you could come and sit at the table, so don't piss in the finger bowls, all right? Thank you. In return for unfettered economic opportunity and no government death squads, try to get along with your new stepmotherland, and don't be resentful if there's a set of house rules already in place.