Dennis Miller
Dennis Miller
Dennis Milleris an American stand-up comedian, talk show host, political commentator, sports commentator, actor, television personality, and radio personality...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth3 November 1953
CityPittsburgh, PA
CountryUnited States of America
football facts berries
That punt was higher than Marion Berry on a fact-finding tour of Cartagena.
years environmental horizon
There's no more delicious irony on the face of the Earth than environmental protesters being led away in plastic handcuffs that have a biodegradability horizon line of, like, 40,000 years.
thinking people catholic
I think the people can bash Catholics because they know Catholics won't kill them. Quite frankly, there's some religions out there, you bash and they're going to kill you.
weekend views links
In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update would like to remind you: when you link up to another computer, you're linking up to every computer that that computer has ever linked up to.
funny letting-go humor
Now, I don't want to get off on a rant here, but guilt is simply God's way of letting you know that you're having too good a time.
hair cost balloons
Why is electricity so expensive these days? Why does it cost so much for something I can make with a balloon and my hair?
children party parent
Any time your parent says they party with you, that is its own form of child abuse.
sweet important pez
We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head.
funny humor ideas
Never ever discount the idea of marriage. Sure, someone might tell you that marriage is just a piece of paper. Well, so is money, and what's more life-affirming than cold, hard cash?
comedian credibility
I don't have credibility, I'm a comedian.
white house citizens
The White House looked into a plan that would allow illegal immigrants to stay in the United States. The plan called for a million Mexicans to marry a million of our ugliest citizens.
dream politics journal
Dennis Kucinich's politics are more scrambled than Rod Steiger's dream journal.
thinking abortion pounds
Jerry Falwell says that abortion and homosexuality are sins. Oh yeah? Well, so is gluttony, Jerry. So maybe you should think about dropping 50 pounds.
reading wind tunnels
The current tax code is harder to understand than Bob Dylan reading Finnegans Wake in a wind tunnel.