Dennis Miller
Dennis Miller
Dennis Milleris an American stand-up comedian, talk show host, political commentator, sports commentator, actor, television personality, and radio personality...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth3 November 1953
CityPittsburgh, PA
CountryUnited States of America
jobs parenting important
Parenting is the most important job on the planet next to keeping Gary Busey off the nation's highways.
people looks burgers
Half the people I look who are health food addicts look sickly to me. Let's start taxing health food. Somebody force a burger down some of these people's jaw because they look a little pale and wan to me.
ideas bombs tick
Other than the bombs they strap to their chests, Ive got no idea what makes the Palestinians tick.
thinking legal-system celine
I think the American legal system sucks worse than a Celine Dion cover version of Whole Lotta Love.
wish world ass
The world is so ass-backwards it almost makes you wish you were dyslexic.
entering splinters becoming
Homosexuals are entering the mainstream, because they're becoming as boring and as tedious as any other splinter group.
men abortion choices
And by the way, my belief is that if men were the ones getting pregnant, abortions would be easier to get than food poisoning in Moscow.
Twitter! Never have lives been less lived and more chronicled!
lying cheesy washington-dc
Washington, DC is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese.
trying imperfect veneer
Drop the veneer periodically and be like "OK, I'm an imperfect human. Let's try to get through this."
funny quilts humor
The radical right is so homophobic that they're blaming global warming on the AIDS quilt.
giving roulette glad
I'm glad I don't have a lot of money in the market. And quite frankly, you'd be better off giving your money to a colorblind roulette addict than put it in the stock market.
country book people
The Mexican people I know seem to respect the country in a way that many spoiled brats who were born here don't. So come on over folks, the more the merrier. But please, sign the guest book on the way in.
color skin-color skins
It's wrong to discriminate based on skin color when there are so many other reasons not to like someone.