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So you no longer have an absentee landlord - easy solution. Tony Domenech
easy when-things-go-wrong figures
When things go right it's hard to figure out why, but when things go wrong it's really easy. Steven Soderbergh
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I hope the manager and the team can overcome all of this. It is not easy to go into a game after spending so much time with legal prosecutors.
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the exact impact on the peace process is not easy to ascertain. Mo Mowlam
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Everybody was really welcoming and friendly. They made me feel welcome at all times. I didn't feel uncomfortable at all. (The transition) was really easy for me.
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This is a very easy transition for VARs that already sell hardware. Paul Freeman
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it should be very easy for you to give us those figures.
easy red
It's really easy for them to go in and get the search. This really is a red herring.
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That's pretty easy for me to play, I guess. Claire Danes
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Adultery - which is the only grounds for divorce in New York - is not grounds for divorce in California. As a matter of fact, adultery in Southern California is grounds for marriage. Allan Sherman
funny girlfriend humor
My girlfriend is Jewish. But it's easier to buy her a Christmas present and then break it into 8 pieces. Anthony Jeselnik
funny humor kids
Doctor just told me I can't have kids. I asked for a second opinion. He said, Why? No one's gonna to let you take kids from this hospital.
funny wall cancer
Donald, I'm not sure if you're even aware of this, but the only difference between you and Michael Douglas from the movie, Wall Street, is that no one's going to be sad when you get cancer.
funny jesus humor
Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha? I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.
funny girlfriend couple
A couple of months ago, I gave my girlfriend some fancy lingerie, and she actually got mad at me. She said, 'Anthony, I think this is more of a gift for you than it is for me.' And I said, 'If you want to get technical, it was originally a gift for my last girlfriend.'
funny mom couple
My mom, for most of her life, was a Holocaust denier. And it was terrible for the entire family to have to deal with until, finally, a couple years ago, we had an intervention. And we had a rabbi come into the home, had him walk her through the history of the Jewish people, and then he made her watch "Schindler's List." And after that, my mom did a complete 180. Now she can't believe it only happened once.
funny baby pain
You don't know anything about pain until you've seen your own baby drowned in a tub... and you definitely don't know anything about how to wash a baby.
funny dad father
My dad was a complicated man. He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know? Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black - that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
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It was an honor to be a part of history, but honestly I don't remember all the games we've played. I do remember the trips, though, and that's what we will miss the most ? all those good times. Michael Beasley
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There's some people up here who are a little upset that he's not going to Penn State. He's only going to get bigger, stronger, and faster. He could have had a lot more statistics if we had been worried about that sort of thing. Several of our games were over at halftime or otherwise his numbers could have been even better.
games balls nuclear
We have to be extremely vigilant and extremely careful when it comes to nuclear. Nuclear changes the whole ball game. Donald Trump
games gold wanted
To compete at the Olympic Games, I dreamed of any medal, but frankly speaking, I wanted a gold one. Adelina Sotnikova
games needs houston
Cincinnati needs to take notes from Houston. Houston fans are among the top five fans in the game. Adam Dunn
games video knows
I didn't know much about video games. Anna Torv
games snakes names
I did not design this game; I did not name the stakes. I just happen to like apples; and I am not afraid of snakes. Ani Difranco
games needs looks
You don't need a search warrant to go through someone's trash. Seriously. Once it hits the curb it is totally fair game-you an look it up. Ally Carter
games granted accomplish
I never took the game for granted as far as not having to work on what I needed to do to accomplish all of the things that I wanted to accomplish. Allen Iverson
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I remember when we were in rehearsals and we were going through it, because we rehearsed before we went to Toronto, and it's more of the same. She and I had to deal with a lot of stuff in this movie and we really have to take ourselves there. It actually started in rehearsals, and just revisiting that piece of it all. Just the way Monica is and what she says and the way she looks at me, it really affects me throughout rehearsals and throughout the scenes. Morris Chestnut
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The feasibility study showed that conventions we've been getting here have been outgrowing our facilities. We're not just going out to get more of a share of the pie but working to retain the piece we already have.