Famous Quotes & Sayings

Robert Jordan

The pike does not ask the frog's permission before dining.

Mark Twain

Explaining humor is a lot like dissecting a frog, you learn a lot in the process, but in the end you kill it.

Mark Twain

Humor is like a frog; if you dissect it, it dies.

Joan Collins

And I kissed a lot of frogs as well, but no, I kissed a lot of frogs and now I've found my prince.

Haruki Murakami

I'm scared," she said. "These days I feel like a snail without a shell." "I'm scared too," I said. "I feel like a frog without any webs." She looked up and smiled. Wordlessly we walked over to a shaded part of the building and held each other and kissed, a shell-less snail and a webless frog.

Ashton Irwin

Wearing green underwear today, I feel like a frog.

Brian Tracy

You cannot eat every tadpole and frog in the pond, but you can eat the biggest and ugliest one, and that will be enough, at least for the time being.

E. B. White

Humor is like a frog. You can dissect it to see how it works, but by then, it's dead.

E. B. White

You can dissect a joke just as you can a frog. But it tends to die on you.

Taylor Twellman

He jokes around -- when he looks up, he sees The Big Head. When he sees The Big Head, he reads where I'm going.

Eric Andre

If there's an intelligence behind the joke - - it's a good joke.

James Schamus

It's essentially flattering, It says more about those making of the jokes than about the movie.

Ronde Barber

It's not like we're messing with some jokes at wideout here,

Matt Roth

You don't want to make him mad. He's not one for jokes or antics.

Bill Griffith

I always thought of Levittown as a joke.

Ben Falcone

I'm not much of a joke writer.

Ricky Gervais

I can't find someone funny whom I don't like. Hitler told great jokes. I didn't find it funny at all.

Billie Joe Armstrong

I thought everybody was in on the joke. But I was the joke.

Titus Maccius Plautus

He whom the gods favor dies in youth.

William Nicholson

If you die, I'll die.' 'But is you live, I'll live.' - Bowman and Kestrel, Firesong

Virginia Woolf

If it were now to die, 'twere now to be most happy.

Samuel Beckett

The day you die is just like any other, only shorter.

Roberto Benigni

For me, Fellini was like a watermelon. It is there. A watermelon cannot die.

Zygmunt Bauman

I was leftwing, I am leftwing, and I will die leftwing.

Virginia Kennedy

In fact, I think the diesel is more expensive right now.

Bill Clinton

I'll be with you until the last dog dies

Jason McCoy

I'm a cowboy. I wear a hat. I drive a 4x4 Silverado diesel truck. I've got a farm.