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babies baby months proud
Hey, my baby fetches me beers, and she's only 4 months old!... yeah, I'm a proud Dad! James Hetfield
babies baby daddy penguin voices
Going from voices of a mommy, daddy and baby penguin to a storyteller is a significant shift, Adam Leipzig
baby art jobs
After dinner or lunch or whatever it was -- with my crazy 12-hour night I was no longer sure what was what -- I said, "Look, baby, I'm sorry, but don't you realize that this job is driving me crazy? Look, let's give it up. Let's just lay around and make love and take walks and talk a little. Let's go to the zoo. Let's look at animals. Let's drive down and look at the ocean. It's only 45 minutes. Let's play games in the arcades. Let's go to the races, the Art Museum, the boxing matches. Let's have friends. Let's laugh. This kind of life like everybody else's kind of life: it's killing us. Charles Bukowski
baby spring home
Peeta crouches down on the other side of her and strokes her hair. When he begins to speak in a soft voice, it seems almost nonsensical, but the words aren’t for me. “With my paint box at home, I can make every color imaginable. Pink. As pale as a baby’s skin. Or as deep as rhubarb. Green like spring grass. Blue that shimmers like ice on water. Suzanne Collins
baby gun ifs
If babies had guns, they wouldn't be aborted. Steve Stockman
baby shoes america
Whenever anything happens in America, they have to gold-plate it, like baby shoes. That way you can forget it. Stephen King
baby children stupid
Families, when a child is born Want it to be intelligent. I, through intelligence, Having wrecked my whole life, Only hope the baby will prove Ignorant and stupid. Then he will crown a tranquil life By becoming a Cabinet Minister. Stephen King
baby human-nature humans
Human Nature Baby, grab it and growl. Stephen King
baby thinking next
I've never met anyone who has convinced me to say, "No, I'm not gonna take the next Spielberg film, I think I'll stay here and have a baby." I've never met anyone of that caliber. Stephanie Zimbalist
baby dad taught
My dad taught me true words you have to use in every relationship. Yes, baby. Star Jones
baby eggs two
After two and a half engagements, of course I want to get married and have babies, so I am going to freeze my eggs. Sophie Monk
funny clueless humor
At least black people knew when they were slaves; you remain clueless. Doug Stanhope
funny believe humor
If you really believe death leads to eternal bliss then why are you wearing a seatbelt? Doug Stanhope
funny running sex
Sex is a very narrow avenue. You only have so many holes and parts, and eventually, you run out of things to do. Doug Stanhope
funny might masters
You might be a cunning linguist, but I am a master debater. Donald Rumsfeld
funny sports football
Sure, luck means a lot in football. Not having a good quarterback is bad luck. Don Shula
funny dog blood
Yes, he's got all them different kinds of thoroughbred blood in him, and he's got other kinds you ain't mentioned and that you ain't slick enough to see. Don Marquis
funny pregnancy humor
It takes all sorts of people to make the underworld. Don Marquis
funny birthday time
Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever. Don Marquis
funny birthday meaningful
Of middle age the best that can be said is that a middle-aged person has likely learned how to have a little fun in spite of his troubles. Don Marquis
needs live-simply ifs
You must have some money if you are going to live simply. It need not be much, but you must have some. Stevie Smith
needs doe evidence
Why does life need evidence of life? Erica Jong
needs mexico reform
Mexico urgently needs a series of structural reforms that will detonate its true economic potential for once and generate more public welfare. Enrique Pena Nieto
needs
I need to keep working on myself for a while. Eminem
needs use adequate
Congress has greatly tightened the loopholes terrorists can use to harm Americans. We need to do more. We need controls immediately on what forms of ID are adequate to board planes and enter secure sites. Elton Gallegly
needs looks mars
You need to live in a dome initially, but over time you could terraform Mars to look like Earth and eventually walk around outside without anything on... So it's a fixer-upper of a planet. Elon Musk
needs tesla energy
Obviously Tesla is about helping solve the consumption of energy in a sustainable manner, but you need the production of energy in a sustainable manner. Elon Musk
needs enough wanted
I really tried to make movies I wanted to see. I thought that if I was good enough, somebody would always need me. Jason Patric
needs complicated moments
What I love about lyrics is that they don't have to be very complicated. A good sentence over a great chord with a good melody - all you need is that one moment. Jason Schwartzman