Famous Quotes & Sayings

John Oliver

Anybody who claims to be excited for April Fools' Day is probably a sociopath.

Cynthia Heimel

When in doubt, make a fool of yourself.

Ambrose Bierce

April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly.

Thomas Shadwell

The haste of a fool is the slowest thing in the world.

Plato

Even the gods love jokes.

George Bernard Shaw

Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?

Gene Brown

Foolproof systems to not take into account the ingenuity of fools.

Jay Leno

Today is April 1, April Fools' Day, a day that people try to fool their friends and relatives. Don't confuse that with April 15, when people try to fool the IRS.

Christine Johnson

Going forward, you're going to see a lot more from Timex, from branding all the way down to promotional programs, and it's really going to be on the worldwide level,

Richard D. James

A lot of composers before me have been on this mission to change the world by getting off equal temperament, and I'm definitely one of those.

Lord Shaftesbury

As many as are the difficulties which Virtue has to encounter in this world, her force is yet superior.

Robert Collier

We have become so accustomed to hearing everyone claim that his product is the best in the world, or the cheapest, that we take all such statements with a grain of salt.

Rob Thurman

We all have our security blankets in this world. Some are just sharper than others.

Rob Sheffield

'I'll Tumble 4 Ya' has to be one of the most ridiculous hit singles that any international superstars have given the world.

Richard P. Feynman

Learn what the rest of the world is like. The variety is worthwhile.

Richard Dawkins

Along with William Shakespeare and Isaac Newton, Charles Darwin is Britain's greatest gift to the world. He was our greatest thinker.

Richard Dawkins

Science is the disinterested search for the objective truth about the material world.

Katori Hall

I can only speak for myself, but when I was growing up in Memphis - and having the Martin Luther King holiday and the moment of pause on April 4th - he was just a statue to me. I wanted to make him a little bit more real to me as a human being.

Jim Bowden

I think that this situation, one way or another, will be settled by Opening Day in New York City on April 3 -- that day. It might be 10 minutes before game time.

Robert Holden

It is important to note that the delay in the decals is not a current problem for residents, because there is a grace period until April 30.

Kathy Grannis

Last year, it definitely helped March sales in general. So maybe this year, we'll see a nice boost in April sales.

Keith Foulke

I will be ready Opening Day, there's no doubt in my mind. I'm stronger now than I have been in four years. April 3 is a lifetime away.

Jim Nantz

I will never forget April 13, 1986. It was my first Masters, and just as it ended, (CBS analyst) Ken Venturi drove me back to the CBS compound and said, 'Jimmy, you may be lucky enough to broadcast 50 Masters, but you'll never live to see a greater one than the one you saw today.' I think he was right.

Andrew Ross

We look forward to completing this merger prior to the receipt of our new ticker symbol, which is expected to occur on or about April 13th. This merger serves as an important next phase in the reorganization and development of the Company.

Paul Briggs

I have got a warm-up at the end of April and then a rematch for the light heavyweight championship in Chicago, probably in September or October.

Curt Schilling

I don't give two (expletive) when Manny shows up. He'll be ready to play. I don't care. He'll be ready. One thing Manny does is put in his time and effort into getting ready. On (Opening Day) April 3, he'll be here and ready to hit.