Famous Quotes & Sayings

John Oliver

Anybody who claims to be excited for April Fools' Day is probably a sociopath.

Cynthia Heimel

When in doubt, make a fool of yourself.

Ambrose Bierce

April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly.

Thomas Shadwell

The haste of a fool is the slowest thing in the world.

Plato

Even the gods love jokes.

George Bernard Shaw

Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?

Gene Brown

Foolproof systems to not take into account the ingenuity of fools.

Jay Leno

Today is April 1, April Fools' Day, a day that people try to fool their friends and relatives. Don't confuse that with April 15, when people try to fool the IRS.

Katori Hall

I can only speak for myself, but when I was growing up in Memphis - and having the Martin Luther King holiday and the moment of pause on April 4th - he was just a statue to me. I wanted to make him a little bit more real to me as a human being.

Jim Bowden

I think that this situation, one way or another, will be settled by Opening Day in New York City on April 3 -- that day. It might be 10 minutes before game time.

Robert Holden

It is important to note that the delay in the decals is not a current problem for residents, because there is a grace period until April 30.

Kathy Grannis

Last year, it definitely helped March sales in general. So maybe this year, we'll see a nice boost in April sales.

Keith Foulke

I will be ready Opening Day, there's no doubt in my mind. I'm stronger now than I have been in four years. April 3 is a lifetime away.

Jim Nantz

I will never forget April 13, 1986. It was my first Masters, and just as it ended, (CBS analyst) Ken Venturi drove me back to the CBS compound and said, 'Jimmy, you may be lucky enough to broadcast 50 Masters, but you'll never live to see a greater one than the one you saw today.' I think he was right.

Andrew Ross

We look forward to completing this merger prior to the receipt of our new ticker symbol, which is expected to occur on or about April 13th. This merger serves as an important next phase in the reorganization and development of the Company.

Paul Briggs

I have got a warm-up at the end of April and then a rematch for the light heavyweight championship in Chicago, probably in September or October.

Curt Schilling

I don't give two (expletive) when Manny shows up. He'll be ready to play. I don't care. He'll be ready. One thing Manny does is put in his time and effort into getting ready. On (Opening Day) April 3, he'll be here and ready to hit.

Jim Haslett

I think it is a great opportunity for Todd. I think the team will rally around him and give him the support. He's excited about the opportunity.

Acie Law

I think I rushed them. I got so excited because I wasn't expecting to be wide open.

Tom Donahoe

It always is. People get excited when you win and too upset when you lose. There's never any middle ground.

Jim Rise

He is young, will make some young mistakes but has all the tools to do an outstanding job and I am really excited about him, also.

Rob Vega

There are so many reasons to be excited about Glen Erin. It has no weaknesses.

Reggie Sanders

He's a faithful guy, ... He's worked really hard this year to show this team that he's worthy, and now to get the opportunity to do this for the first time ... I'm just so very excited for him.

Doug Murray

He's a great player, great guy. Happy for the team and for Sweden. I'm excited myself.

Jason Elam

Going on the road will be tough, but that's what we've been gearing up for, to go and get that first one under our belt. If we go out and play well I just think that's going to give us a lot of confidence. We're excited right now. And we want to put a winning team on the field for our fans and for (Denver) and get back to where we were.

Mark Ellis

He's been telling us all spring he feels great. That second at-bat, that's what he's all about. You could tell he was excited . . . and he looks good in our uniform.