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funny clueless humor
At least black people knew when they were slaves; you remain clueless. Doug Stanhope
funny believe humor
If you really believe death leads to eternal bliss then why are you wearing a seatbelt?
funny running sex
Sex is a very narrow avenue. You only have so many holes and parts, and eventually, you run out of things to do.
funny might masters
You might be a cunning linguist, but I am a master debater. Donald Rumsfeld
funny sports football
Sure, luck means a lot in football. Not having a good quarterback is bad luck. Don Shula
funny dog blood
Yes, he's got all them different kinds of thoroughbred blood in him, and he's got other kinds you ain't mentioned and that you ain't slick enough to see. Don Marquis
funny pregnancy humor
It takes all sorts of people to make the underworld.
funny birthday time
Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.
funny birthday meaningful
Of middle age the best that can be said is that a middle-aged person has likely learned how to have a little fun in spite of his troubles.
might played satisfied
That was embarrassing. If I'm satisfied with the way I played today, I might as well quit. Ichiro Suzuki
might third uniqueness
That's the uniqueness of this story. We're in the southeastern part of the U.S., but we might as well be in a Third World country. John Stack
might mike style
That's their style of play. I think Mike might be disappointed if they didn't play that way. Tony Dungy
might true weird
That's very weird. But it's not unprecedented that weird things might be true things.
might road trip
That's the road trip you have to look back on and think what might be if we got one, or both, of them. We'd be right up there.
might next options parents placement question quite rest trying year
That's the question all the parents would like to know. It's quite challenging. We're trying to find alternative placement for them for the rest of the year - what their options might be next year.
might taken
I would like to think I might have taken something out of Andre's legs, James Blake
might mind morning mother perhaps
I would like to tell Sayako just what comes to my mind on the morning of the wedding, but like my mother before me, perhaps I too might not be able to say anything at all, Empress Michiko
might trouble
Most communities will not have any trouble by 2008, but 2013 might be a little tougher. Brad Johnson
team winning texas
During my 40-year coaching career at West Point, Indiana and Texas Tech, my teams reached the Final Four on five occasions, winning the national championship three times. Bobby Knight
team want england
I just want to get in the team and show all of them what I can do. (on signing for Manchester united) Wayne Rooney
team years games
Years ago, when I was (at Stanford), you had maybe one or two teams -- at one time I was part of one of those teams -- you didn't have to worry about, ... Now it's not that way in the conference. A lot of the teams that were once at the bottom kind of have their games together and are making their way to the top. Tyrone Willingham
team blue color
I was actually hoping the Royals would pick me. It was the main team I wanted to go to. Their colors are Royal blue and that's my favorite color.? Zack Greinke
team fighting good-relationship
Jason always tried to build a good relationship with his team. He'd learned the hard way that if somebody was going to have your back in a fight, it was better if you found some common ground and trusted each other. But Nico wasn't easy to figure out. Rick Riordan
team track records
The track record for founders that don't already know each other is really bad. Sam Altman
team firsts employee
... if you talk to say any of the first 40 or 50 employees, they all feel like they were a part of the founding of the company.
team england partnership
I liked the Paul Ince and Roy Keane partnership Manchester United had. They would have been my team had I moved to England. Xavi
team
I'm not where I want to be, but I don't think this team is where they want to be. Aaron Brooks
wind political ugly
I will stand with the Muslims should the political winds shift in an ugly direction. Barack Obama
winning keys celebrate
Learning to celebrate success is a key component of learning how to win in the market. Douglas Conant
winning whatever-it-takes ifs
Whatever I can do to win, I'll do it, even if I have to get hit by a pitch, whatever it takes. Dontrelle Willis
wind doe earth
Once we agree on the future, the present will be much easier. A captain who does not know where he wants to sail, there is no wind on Earth that will bring him there. We have first to decide where we want to go, where we want to sail. Ami Ayalon
wine bottles instagram
I drive a Prius and drink $10k bottles of wine. The wine isnt on Instagram. The Prius is. Matt Mullenweg
winning mad wish
I've turned over a new leaf. On TV, Kenny Wallace said I was a pessimist after Charlotte, so I got mad. Now I am so excited about coming back that I just can't stand it. I wish we were starting tomorrow and I'm going to win! That's the new me. Mark Martin
win
If we don't win this one, we're done. Mark Brunell
winning sometimes loses
Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes you get rained out. Satchel Paige
wind roots people
Over the millennia the seed of stories planted in the fertile soil of bits and scraps of facts was watered by wishes and began to take root and grow. Eventually, a bountiful fruit of rumors burst forth, to be spread on the wind of whispers that said we hid a fabled hoard of gold. Nothing could convince the believers that it was not true. The truth does not glitter for these people like gold does. Terry Goodkind