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Reverence is one of the signs of strength, irreverence one of the surest indications of weakness. No man will rise high who jeers at sacred things. The fine loyalties of life must be reverenced or they will be fore sworn in the day of trial. Source Unknown
funny clueless humor
At least black people knew when they were slaves; you remain clueless. Doug Stanhope
funny believe humor
If you really believe death leads to eternal bliss then why are you wearing a seatbelt?
funny running sex
Sex is a very narrow avenue. You only have so many holes and parts, and eventually, you run out of things to do.
funny might masters
You might be a cunning linguist, but I am a master debater. Donald Rumsfeld
funny sports football
Sure, luck means a lot in football. Not having a good quarterback is bad luck. Don Shula
funny dog blood
Yes, he's got all them different kinds of thoroughbred blood in him, and he's got other kinds you ain't mentioned and that you ain't slick enough to see. Don Marquis
funny pregnancy humor
It takes all sorts of people to make the underworld.
funny birthday time
Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.
funny birthday meaningful
Of middle age the best that can be said is that a middle-aged person has likely learned how to have a little fun in spite of his troubles.
house turning
You can see it won't be very long at all before they're turning a house into a home. Steve Jones
house moving past
This is our house now. And we're moving past it.
house piece pride saving
This is a house that could have been demolished. We take pride in saving a piece of Pittsburgh's architectural history.
house piece pride saving
This is a house that could have been demolished, ... We take pride in saving a piece of Pittsburgh's architectural history.
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They were worried that I was going to try to go to Zhao's house to pay my respects and they increased security outside my house from 20 to 40 agents.
house offer people sign understand
They let people sign up. We've yet to see an offer of a house or trailer. As I understand it, they don't have any space.
house
They won't let you come in the house because you'll desecrate it. They'd have to rededicate the house.
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It simply wasn't possible to accommodate the schedule that the White House wanted. Arlen Specter
house known selling threat
I've known my house was under the threat of being taken. I'm not selling because I want to. I'm selling because I have to.