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girlfriend ex-girlfriend thinking
I think it's cool when an ex-girlfriend becomes an XL girlfriend. Demetri Martin
girlfriend sleep years
It's about the girlfriend who left me last year. I tried to put all my anger in those words, even though I'm just as much to blame for the break-up. 'Soma' is based on the idea that a love relationship is almost the same as opium: it slowly puts you to sleep, it soothes you, and gives you the illusion of sureness and security. Very deceivable. Billy Corgan
girlfriend stupidity want
My girlfriend makes me want to be a better person... so I can get a better girlfriend. Anthony Jeselnik
girlfriend years car
I moved from Cleveland to L.A. with a girlfriend, we broke up, and I lived out of my car for a year and a half, on the road with nothing on my mind but getting my act good enough to be on 'The Tonight Show.' Drew Carey
girlfriend sometimes said
I don't have a girlfriend but sometimes I like to pretend I do. I just stand in my apartment screaming No, that's not what I said! Dave Attell
girlfriend years sides
To say she was my girlfriend was absurd: no one the wrong side of thirty has a girlfriend… I suppose I ought to have realize it’s ominous that forty thousand years of human language had failed to produce a word for our relationship. Robert Harris
girlfriend school firsts
My first girlfriend in high school, I had a girlfriend in grade school, but my first girlfriend in high school was Mare Winningham, very fine actress. Val Kilmer
girlfriend army darkness
Which meant his only assets were one whiny imprisoned goddess, one sort-of-girlfriend with a dagger, and Leo, who apparently thought he could defeat the armies of darkness with breath mints. Rick Riordan
girlfriend selfish night
I genuinely believed no one would want to marry me. I am difficult to live with. I'm selfish, quite weird and I need time on my own to think - and then I work all night long. That is difficult for someone to deal with. And it would drive me mad - I could never be my own girlfriend! Simon Cowell
redneck doubt way
When in doubt, figure it out. That's the redneck way. Jase Robertson
redneck actors done
I always thought that Elvis could have been a great actor, and that he was put in a lot of unimportant movies when he could have done a lot of great ones. Patti Page
redneck thinking entrepreneur
You may be a redneck if . . . you think you are an entrepreneur because of the "Dirt for Sale" sign in the front yard. Jeff Foxworthy
redneck clothes might
You might be a redneck if three quarters of the clothes you own have logos on them. Jeff Foxworthy
redneck arms might
You might be a redneck if you consider a good tan to be the back of your neck and the left arm below the shirt sleeve. Jeff Foxworthy
redneck gourmet-food might
You might be a redneck if you consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food. Jeff Foxworthy
redneck might hours
You might be a redneck if you can amuse yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter. Jeff Foxworthy
redneck thinking might
You might be a redneck if you are still holding on to Confederate money because you think the South will rise again. Jeff Foxworthy
redneck office might
You might be a redneck if getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck. Jeff Foxworthy
names people tragedy
Well I would say that we're regular people first of all and we're normal and it's obvious by some of the things that have happened just because our name is famous we're not immune to tragedy. Brett Favre
names suffering firsts
What is there? I know first of all that I am. But who am I? All I know of myself is that I suffer. And if I suffer it is because at the origin of myself there is mutilation, separation. I am separated. What I am separated from -- I cannot name it. But I am separated. Arthur Adamov
names people goes-on
It makes you famous, you get money from it, you go on and do the best you can, but it really is dreadful that people don't know your name. Jamie Farr
names substance matter
This substance, which is manifold in its forms and protean in its transformations, has, in its state of living matter, one physiological name which has become familiar, that of protoplasm. Asa Gray
names wonderland strange
I have a sister and her name is Mimsy, like from 'Alice in Wonderland,' so we've got some strange names in our family. Brie Larson
names sexism dear
Dear me no Dears, Sir ... Aphra Behn
names hollywood thirty
In Hollywood a starlet is the name for any woman under thirty who is not actively employed in a brothel. Ben Hecht
names long gone
The name Van Halen, the family legacy, is going to go on long after I'm gone. Eddie Van Halen
names evil intellectual
What is more absurd and more impious than to attribute the name of Lucifer to the devil, that is, to personified evil. The intellectual Lucifer is the spirit of intelligence and love; it is the paraclete, it is the Holy Spirit, while the physical Lucifer is the great agent of universal magnetism. Eliphas Levi