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girlfriend ex-girlfriend thinking
I think it's cool when an ex-girlfriend becomes an XL girlfriend. Demetri Martin
girlfriend sleep years
It's about the girlfriend who left me last year. I tried to put all my anger in those words, even though I'm just as much to blame for the break-up. 'Soma' is based on the idea that a love relationship is almost the same as opium: it slowly puts you to sleep, it soothes you, and gives you the illusion of sureness and security. Very deceivable. Billy Corgan
girlfriend stupidity want
My girlfriend makes me want to be a better person... so I can get a better girlfriend. Anthony Jeselnik
girlfriend years car
I moved from Cleveland to L.A. with a girlfriend, we broke up, and I lived out of my car for a year and a half, on the road with nothing on my mind but getting my act good enough to be on 'The Tonight Show.' Drew Carey
girlfriend sometimes said
I don't have a girlfriend but sometimes I like to pretend I do. I just stand in my apartment screaming No, that's not what I said! Dave Attell
girlfriend years sides
To say she was my girlfriend was absurd: no one the wrong side of thirty has a girlfriend… I suppose I ought to have realize it’s ominous that forty thousand years of human language had failed to produce a word for our relationship. Robert Harris
girlfriend school firsts
My first girlfriend in high school, I had a girlfriend in grade school, but my first girlfriend in high school was Mare Winningham, very fine actress. Val Kilmer
girlfriend army darkness
Which meant his only assets were one whiny imprisoned goddess, one sort-of-girlfriend with a dagger, and Leo, who apparently thought he could defeat the armies of darkness with breath mints. Rick Riordan
girlfriend selfish night
I genuinely believed no one would want to marry me. I am difficult to live with. I'm selfish, quite weird and I need time on my own to think - and then I work all night long. That is difficult for someone to deal with. And it would drive me mad - I could never be my own girlfriend! Simon Cowell
redneck doubt way
When in doubt, figure it out. That's the redneck way. Jase Robertson
redneck actors done
I always thought that Elvis could have been a great actor, and that he was put in a lot of unimportant movies when he could have done a lot of great ones. Patti Page
redneck thinking entrepreneur
You may be a redneck if . . . you think you are an entrepreneur because of the "Dirt for Sale" sign in the front yard. Jeff Foxworthy
redneck clothes might
You might be a redneck if three quarters of the clothes you own have logos on them. Jeff Foxworthy
redneck arms might
You might be a redneck if you consider a good tan to be the back of your neck and the left arm below the shirt sleeve. Jeff Foxworthy
redneck gourmet-food might
You might be a redneck if you consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food. Jeff Foxworthy
redneck might hours
You might be a redneck if you can amuse yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter. Jeff Foxworthy
redneck thinking might
You might be a redneck if you are still holding on to Confederate money because you think the South will rise again. Jeff Foxworthy
redneck office might
You might be a redneck if getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck. Jeff Foxworthy
down-and quarterback hard
The quarterback must go down, and he must go down hard Al Davis
down-and sometimes ass
Sometimes when we get our ass kicked and we're down, sometimes we stay down, and sometimes we get depressed and sometimes we don't know how to handle it, and sometimes we don't know what's going on, and sometimes we feel like it's not worth going on. Dwayne Johnson
down-and knows
He so did not sit down and have a proper talk with her. I know it. He probably sent her a brief text, saying, Over. Sam. Sophie Kinsella
down-and
I've got so much to do, I don't have time to sit down and be sad. Norma McCorvey
down-and open-minded speak
Very few of the so-called liberals are open-minded.... They shout you down and won't let you speak if you disagree with them. John Wayne
down-and hunts ifs
If you don't hunt it down and kill it, it will hunt you down and kill you. Flannery O'Connor
down-and patient murderer
Murderers! Stop murdering. Everyone will die eventually. Just sit down and be patient. Russell Brand
down-and process i-can
I've got the recording process down, and I can knock it out very quickly. Neal Schon
down-and months mets
You go in and meet the head of BBC One and get an assurance about not dumbing down. And then, of course a few months later, he's been replaced by someone you haven't met. John Cleese