Famous Quotes & Sayings

Spike Jonze

I like naps. I don't drink coffee.

Shelley Long

If brains were money, you'd need to take out a loan to buy a cup of coffee.

Michael Scott

Coffee is the great incentivizer in the office.

Jennifer Love Hewitt

I have to say that I think maybe they did her a favor, and maybe she'll actually get help. Coffee's one thing, but coke is another. It's not something you want to really have as a problem in your life. I think we have to kind of stop rewarding bad behavior and actually start helping people.

Jennifer Lopez

I could serve coffee using my rear as a ledge.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.

Jeff Foxworthy

I'm having my house repainted and we have a piano in the corner and the painter says, Is that y'all's piano? I said, No, that's our coffee table; it just has buck teeth. Here's Your Sign.

Jean Kerr

Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?

James A. Baldwin

All of Africa will be free before we can get a lousy cup of coffee.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger changed your life.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you own all the components of soap on a rope except the soap.

Jeff Foxworthy

If your biggest tax deduction was bail money, you might be a redneck.

Travis Tritt

People look at you, and they've got just the perfect little box for you, the perfect category. Call you a redneck. Call you a hillbilly. Like those were insults.

Johnny Ramone

My favorite artists have always been Elvis and The Beatles and they still are!

Diana Vreeland

Poor, darling fellow - he died of food. He was killed by the dinner table.

Jeannette Walls

One thing about whoring: It put a chicken on the table.